bring on the candy

doing my best.

[thesassyducks]

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

[kindness-and-sunshine]

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

[kelssiel]

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

[azzandra]

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

[lurlur]

[flipocrite]

found-family speedrun

[scrubjayspeaks]

New offspring just dropped.

[sadandsapphic]

Realised we don't have an all inclusive "be gay do crime" or "be trans throw hands" so I suggest "be queer strike fear"

[mauzymorn]

Ooohhhhh I like this

[raimagnolia]

Which is really inclusive because you can also be aggressive or really passive about it.

Just existing will strike fear into a conservative.

You could direct a smile at someone and be following the creed.

[hourglassrainbows]

“We’re Here, We’re Queer” has been retired with a pension and exit deal, and we thank it for its service.

“Be Queer, Strike Fear” has been brought in to succeed it. And we are so excited to see how well it’s going to work!

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

[immaplatypus]

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

[demigoddessqueens]

And the Avatar

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

[lady-byleth]

Why do they even have that lever?

[sabertoothwalrus]

I can’t get over the line delivery in these

[afalkart]

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[aesthetic-l0use-deactivated2021]

Dude just wants to jump bones.

[sagethesailor]

[seleides-deactivated20240602]

reunited ♥️

[steamed-greens]

In Bed, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1893

[bunniope]

get that intellectual shit outta here this is DONALD AND DOG (2019)

[between-moses]

Donald and Dog, me, 2019

[catchymemes]

Imagine knowing Beyonce could’ve been your mother

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysharona1987]

[madgastronomer]

People seem to have forgotten the expression that “a few bad apples” comes from. It’s “a few bad apples spoil the barrel.”

[brucebocchi]

not gonna fuckin say it again

[brucebocchi]

i don’t remember posting this but to this day i have not said it again so mission accomplished i guess

[roguemortal]

Stagnant is a really terrible word choice, marinades are about flavor and if sufficiently acidic can penetrate and tenderize about a quarter inch into the meat, while brines use salt to make meat tender and juicy all the way through but impart relatively little flavor other than risk of over salting.

You want to avoid brining and marinating at the same time, but brining first, then marinating can make for some exquisite cooking. Also don’t switch the order, brining second will steal the marinade flavors, and for thinner cuts a marinade might be all you need anyway.

[macabremommy]

I’m relieved this post has some good replies rejecting this brine propoganda.

[bob-belcher]

[kehlso]

[losertakesall]

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

[gay-irl]

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[stream]

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[closet-keys]

I use this scene to explain implicit bias to people. his first instinct is to assume the aliens are violent and the girl is innocent, but instead of acting on those assumptions he takes time to recognize his bias, look at the situation again, and then act. 

[insanity-keeps-things-fun]

I watched this with my dad when I was fairly young, and I remember thinking that this was why he got chosen; before he even really knew what was going on, he didn’t assume that aliens were dangerous monsters.

[whitepeopletwitter]