Have you ever put on socks, taken them off and then put them back on again? Of course you have. And upon doing so have you noticed how grody the sensation is? Of course you have. However, new research by Futlers University reveals the dirty act is far more dangerous than ever previously expected. The discomfort felt is the blood vessels fighting for supremacy in your feet fingers. This can lead to “Vivaldisation” and in some cases full removal. How do I avoid the chop you might be thinking? Futlers gives us some guidelines: NEVER RE-SOCK(obvi). ALWAYS HAVE A BACKUP PAIR(i keep mine in my jacket pocket). WRITE YOUR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD(classic jargon for any guidelines). And the only 100% guaranteed deterrent.....ABSTINENCE(yes bare feet are gross, especially on the Tram but one has to ask themselves is saving your toesers gross?).
-W.P. Sabs
-Cedron 2 Gazette Staff Reporter
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