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ghetsis killed his wife and did 9/11

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every now and again, i remember that sapphire’s birthday is April 3rd, and it breaks my poor little heart. they did that on purpose, just so we would never forget the GSC succession crisis. but still, such a mean decision.

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happy birthday sapphire, I’m so sorry you’ve never known peace in your little feline life

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I’m not surprised that this is a #HotTake considering the state of literary analysis on this website, but Dii-Two (the Ditto that killed and replaced Lack-Two during the PWT) is an infinitely more interesting and dynamic character, than OG Lack-Two, and it’s such a shame that they’re the most ignored character in Pokespe history. You really think the final confrontation with Ghetsis would be anywhere near as emotionally impactful if he wasn’t talking to Dii-Two? Why do I live in a world where “No Ditto AU” is the most common BW2 tag. None of you understand storytelling.

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I just think Silver would feel the most at home on concrete.

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Diamond regularly sleeps upside down like a bat and terrifies poor Pearl and Platinum who are just trying to ascend Mt Silver like normal people

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every now and again, i remember that sapphire’s birthday is April 3rd, and it breaks my poor little heart. they did that on purpose, just so we would never forget the GSC succession crisis. but still, such a mean decision.

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I’ll say it! I’ll say it! I’ll say it! There was no reason why Ruby and Emerald shouldn’t have gotten into a fistfight at the end of ORAS, it was a long time coming and they needed to beat each other up in order to resolve the emotional tension! You guys just don’t understand storytelling

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i know it was all part of the deep symbolism and metaphors that i cherish so much in this children’s manga and i know that experiencing such grief firsthand was the only way X would ever figure out that shutting himself away would only make things worse for everyone in Kalos, but i really wish they let him keep Diancie. we got two whole panels after he caught it before the bourgeoisie swooped in and stole it. and if you need to compare it to something else shortlived, Lance had more screentime during the Mt Coronet incident than X did as Diancie’s trainer

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i’ve never been a fan of Y personally but i still think it’s pretty messed up that the rest of the dexholders fed her french onion soup as a hazing exercise. like come on that shit kills people

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it’s finally time to unveil my pokespe thesis. i’ve been deep in the mines of academia, bravely analyzing every single brush stroke of these sacred tomes, all so you can know the truth underlying every single volume: silver is butch

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thank you to all the loyal ceeplings who’ve stayed with me through this hiatus. i promise to deliver more Real and True pokespe facts that you’ve never heard before, like why Pryce was holding a go fish tournament in the middle of his kidnapping ploy

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silver says: remember to disable third party sharing in your account settings!

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i don’t need to post anymore because i have a girlfriend now. that said they should still release silver from the time cube

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Silver's canon haunted house. He's on his way to see it right now!

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*i take a long drag from my candy cigarette* ahhh yes, i remember the old days....... back when the earth was new and none of us were plagued with the knowledge of ruby’s gamer setup............

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gold’s least favourite barbie movie is princess charm school

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And his favourite one is the twelve dancing princesses

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gold’s least favourite barbie movie is princess charm school