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[mystitchworld]

Eat your greens! 🌱🐑

[apparently-artless]

Damn this exploitative company!

Yomi no Tsugai Episode 16: Kagemori & Shingo

[vasira96]

holds gently

[vasira96]

bonus

[sweatermuppet]

closing statement from an article about being intersex & the possible connection of gender expression and sexuality in intersex individuals, published in The Gay Liberator, 1970s

[smileyobrien]

Don't destroy the one named Kirk.

[daemon-siblings]

I adore the alien daemons and their loyal to their dog master

[ruriihime]

#casually getting war-flashbacks to FMA:B ep 4

[depsidase]

[todays-xkcd]

All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.

Time Change [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball standing behind a lectern.] Cueball: We all hate springing forward, Cueball: but we love falling back.

[Zoomed out view. Cueball is on a raised podium behind a lectern, and Hairy, another Cueball, and Hairbun are standing in front of Cueball (to the panel's left), looking at him.] Cueball: Therefore, we are abolishing the spring time change only. Cueball: We'll gain an hour every year, but never lose one.

[Zoomed back in on Cueball behind the lectern, who has his fist raised] Off-screen voice: Won't that cause the clocks to spiral out of sync with the sun? Cueball: Then we will meet the chaos clear-eyed and well-rested!

[celestial-anomaly-313]

Me, chasing my dog around the house with a de-shedding brush: YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ONCE I AM DONE FOR SATANS SAKE HOLD STILL!!!

[seat-safety-switch]

Do you feel bad right now? Kinda listless, like everything is being dumped on you? Eternal misery that cannot be fixed? Try eating a potato. You'll feel a lot better.

Potatoes, while obviously the single most lifegiving crop in human history, have gotten a bit of an unfair rap in the media. Be it because of carbohydrates, not enough greenery, or the fact that everyone only eats them fried to a crisp in oil and heavily salted, it seems like there is always a chance for our so-called "truth tellers" to deliver a slam to the noble spud.

Of course, improving your mood will require cooking a potato. Eating them raw does not seem to make me feel any better. And that can be difficult, if you are already feeling pretty terrible. That's why I think we should replace the police with people who hand out a baked potato. They could have like a little oven or something with them and when you want one, you get one.

Now, now, I hear a lot of you saying: oh, but then who will arrest the criminals? That's scarcity thinking. There'll be no criminals anymore. If you're feeling like you might want to rob a bank, it's possible that you just need a baked potato. With chives, little sour cream, bacon bits? Any nearby Potato Officer will provide, and then you can go right back to having a productive life, doing some kind of weird hobby instead of threatening to shoot a bunch of people unless they give you money that you would just use to buy potatoes anyway.

So I want you to think about this the next time the city police budget comes up for renewal. That could buy a lot of potatoes. Hell, it could buy some fried potatoes. Damn, that sounds pretty good right now, doesn't it? Way better than having some kind of unaccountable stealth helicopter flying down your alley because some asshole didn't get to eat dinner this evening and has committed an unspeakable crime about it.

[sugarmint-dreams]

aquarium /

animated version on my insta! -

my shop | free mobile wallpaper

[crossstitchworld]

colorful sunflower by lizbethanys on reddit

[bymossypine]

How wonderful to have friends to keep you company 🍄❤

[celestial-anomaly-313]

Spinning yarn is SO FUN but I am SO BAD at it

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[todays-xkcd]

In order to carry the necessary crafting supplies, they built the ships at 12:1 scale.

Tethys [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[An image of a planet, presumably Saturn, showing prominent rings as well as three distant moons (one to the apparent right of it, the other two at the left) and one close, large moon. In front of the large moon is a line of spaceships dwindling into the distance toward the moon, or perhaps toward an orbit around it. Each spaceship has prominent rocket nozzles aimed toward the viewer and away from the large moon, as well as what appears to be a pile of material on "top" of the spaceship, with tie-down ropes holding it in place.]

[Caption below the panel:] After learning that Tethys is exactly 1/12th the size of Earth, the miniature art model builders launched a fleet of ships to begin their final, greatest project.