Knitpool

Doing badass stuff with pointy things!

[grickle14]

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[iamasalmon]

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

[knithacker]

Unique Amigurumi Bird Patterns By Sarah Barratt: 👉 https://knithacker.com/2022/06/cute-amigurumi-bird-patterns-by-sarah-barratt/

[sarahcosico]

the kissy kissy <3

www.sarahcosico.bigcartel.com

[the-greentext-guy]

[wafflebloggies]

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;

[ozi-uwu]

A actual fucking hero dude

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

I’m tempted to say, “Not all heroes wear capes,” but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.

[fendom-lol]

I know I can't draw legs and shoes, okay? 🥀

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How to make Warrior Outfit of Withered Leaves (cr粘花贴草)

[valtsv]

today i learned that there are cave paintings of bats and i think you all deserve to see them

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@teaboot

[copperbadge]

Went to a fiber arts and crafts fair and they quilted a whole ass moose.

[resumbrarum]

This goes well with the Jorse I saw someone post about recently

[bloodraven55]

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

[chasetriesagain]

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I don't watch many shows so I thought this was about regular doctors at first and was willing to agree with the post. You just never know in healthcare

[witchking888]

[bowelfly]

What's that you got there, Brother Herbert?

[catchyvideos]

OP theaverycottage on TikTok ♡

[knithacker]

Pattern To Crochet A Teeny Tiny Oven Amigurumi, by Studio Manya: 👉 https://knithacker.com/2010/06/crochet-easy-bake-oven-plushie-by-yummy-pancake/

[seat-safety-switch]

Do you feel bad right now? Kinda listless, like everything is being dumped on you? Eternal misery that cannot be fixed? Try eating a potato. You'll feel a lot better.

Potatoes, while obviously the single most lifegiving crop in human history, have gotten a bit of an unfair rap in the media. Be it because of carbohydrates, not enough greenery, or the fact that everyone only eats them fried to a crisp in oil and heavily salted, it seems like there is always a chance for our so-called "truth tellers" to deliver a slam to the noble spud.

Of course, improving your mood will require cooking a potato. Eating them raw does not seem to make me feel any better. And that can be difficult, if you are already feeling pretty terrible. That's why I think we should replace the police with people who hand out a baked potato. They could have like a little oven or something with them and when you want one, you get one.

Now, now, I hear a lot of you saying: oh, but then who will arrest the criminals? That's scarcity thinking. There'll be no criminals anymore. If you're feeling like you might want to rob a bank, it's possible that you just need a baked potato. With chives, little sour cream, bacon bits? Any nearby Potato Officer will provide, and then you can go right back to having a productive life, doing some kind of weird hobby instead of threatening to shoot a bunch of people unless they give you money that you would just use to buy potatoes anyway.

So I want you to think about this the next time the city police budget comes up for renewal. That could buy a lot of potatoes. Hell, it could buy some fried potatoes. Damn, that sounds pretty good right now, doesn't it? Way better than having some kind of unaccountable stealth helicopter flying down your alley because some asshole didn't get to eat dinner this evening and has committed an unspeakable crime about it.