#FreeDinaBoluarte

opinions are not my own and were all formed by magic 8 ball tax fraudsters DNI

[celestialdalek]

to all 6 of my followers, what is the most obscure reference that has entered its way into your personal vocabulary?

mine has either got to be "unleash Chiang" (essentially synonymous with "go ham (on)", from Marco Rubio/Jeb Bush) or "waylaid by bandits" (an excuse for lateness, from The Onion)

[celestialdalek]

mmmmmm mine craft pineapple 🤤

[celestialdalek]

fuck minecraft. tastes unripe :(

[celestialdalek]

mmmmmm mine craft pineapple 🤤

[celestialdalek]

my takeaway from the world cup is i need to watch more football

[celestialdalek]

benito mussolini, and the blue meanie, and cowboy curtis, and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, and darth vader????

fuck captain kirk, kill mussolini, marry cowboy curtis. after the three most important actions, friendzone robocop, defraud jambi the genie, injure terminator, hug darth vader, and ignore the blue meanie, done in that order.

[celestialdalek]

interesting choice of quote in the hotel phone book

[celestialdalek]

come on. this isn’t exactly a hard one merlin. you identified an osprey from a blurry photo i took with my phone lens against my binoculars earlier today. lock in

[celestialdalek]

was expecting a delivery this morning so sat down to read Crime and Punishment. before i was done with the first fucking page, it arrived. come on

[celestialdalek]

with the modern body of evidence we have, it's quite clear that lee harvey oswald, acting alone, shot bobby kennedy at the ambassador hotel in 1968

[celestialdalek]

walter white if he had DID: i am the five who knock

[celestialdalek]

in the fumigation tent, straight up orkin it. and by it, haha, well, let’s just say, my cock roach.

[celestialdalek]

wish i were good at the things i'm interested in and interested in the things i'm good at

[celestialdalek]

my birding life list has given me a good intuitive appreciation of benford's law

[celestialdalek]

i can't believe i used to be an absurd stickler about grammar online. seeing someone capitalize and punctuate in properly in twitch chat now just makes me think "there's some level of being stuck up here", perhaps because i was stuck up that way at age 10

[celestialdalek]

i dont even watch football but LAS MALVINAS SON PARAGUAYAS 🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾

[celestialdalek]

i might be stupid for having lived in reno 6 years and having never gone to pyramid lake. the fuck was i doing instead

[celestialdalek]

surrounding myself with people who are always incredibly busy and mired in extracurriculars and so didn't have much free time to spend hanging out or talking was probably the second-greatest mistake in my life, only behind my toddler self failing to convince my parents to buy bitcoin