nothing can come of nothing

late-twenties. i've been on tumblr too long. personal blog

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

End captions

[postimpression]

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

[brightlotusmoon]

Guess what day it is again folks

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

It’s monday

[brightlotusmoon]

Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.

[amateur-forklift-driver]

Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically

[processintegrated]

Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

[nocturne-the-raven]

Happy First Monday of 2026 to those two newscasters specifically.

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

[yuuri-akatsuki]

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

[wolfsteax]

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

[iuuubire-deactivated20210607]

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

[dangerbooze]

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

[spelviin]

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[fifty-shades-of-umbridge]

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

[apartment-witch]

am i having a stroke

[walks-the-ages]

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

[accessibleposts]

They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s

[cannabisexual]

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

[rescue-ram]

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

[tygermama]

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

[delicatefury]

Link’s broken.

So here’s a working one for what is affectionately known as the Numa Numa Song.

[mistressemmedi]

I think Pope Leo XIV should establish dominance by inviting JD Vance to the Vatican and killing him

[anxeious]

i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would

[wordx]

[lovepaint]

[thememedaddy]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

We need to normalize buying me a full bottle of every perfume i ever wanted

[turners]

[warmdayswillnevercease]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers 💖

Ah, thank you! Sorry for taking so long to answer <3

Good books, average books, bad books, any books

Travelling to European cities and getting lost

Walking holidays in the Lake District and the moors

Creating things! Knitting, embroidery, writing, anything

Italian food

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is probably the only vine compilation where I liked every single vine represented.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

The tumblr code originated on July 2, 2012.

Does your tumblr predate the tumblr code?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 7, 2024

You can check when you signed up for tumblr by looking at this post.

[swiftpolls]

without looking it up do you know where the term “stan” originated?

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 27, 2024

and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are

[jovialgnomejpeg]

my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

[timidusaquilae]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

[queer-as-city-folk]

No

[uncannyannieg]

[traceloops]

embroidery animation collab with Rosie Brain Embroidery

link to tutorial about designing the reference animation: https://youtu.be/epCdVCWzISs?si=fJ0pk6PgpoPsR3mU

[vintagehomecollection]

A waterfall effect. Each of the lipped saucers in this arrangement overflows into the saucer below and finally into a simple, concrete, circular pool.

The Garden Book, 1984