Hi Buddies

"find your name & find your voice by speaking yourself."

[islandoforder]

i’m sorry shane what were u sayin

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[samwise-the-true-hero-deactivat]

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

[wtfzodiacsigns]

How the Signs Dye their Hair

Aries: Completely. The color they chose probably won’t be a natural color. Bold

Taurus: Dip-Dye. They don’t want to risk it looking bad. A dark color.

Gemini: Streaks. Wants it to be different, but not too different. Opposite of their hair.

Cancer: Basic Ombre. Wants to have different matching colors. Natural colors.

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[wtfzodiacsigns]

The Signs as Beautiful Things

Aries: Aries is the adrenaline rush after a victory. Aries is a firework on a summer night. Aries is the feeling in your gut on a roller coaster.

Taurus: Taurus is the sense of accomplishment when you finish a long task. Taurus is a strong mountain, with life coming from every side of it. Taurus is the satisfaction of simply surviving.

Gemini: Gemini is the look in your eyes when you make someone happy. Gemini is a pair of well worn boots that have traveled more than most people. Gemini is the cadence of a poem.

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[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: Thanks to the generosity of @harperperennial, we’re giving away all eight of the brand new, limited edition 2018-19 Harper Perennial Olive Editions! And this year, all of the Olives are CLASSICS! <3 Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these books, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on November 10, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, for the third straight year, Harper Perennial has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Good luck!

[macrolit]

Here’s our brand new giveaway! 

[botan]

[celineandsarai]

>:(

society really shouldn't be suprised when all these kids come out depressed and riddled with anxiety; it's to be expected with how much pressure is put onto them at such a young age, leaving them to feel absolutely worthless when the outcome doesn't come out as expected.

tl;dr: stop putting so much pressure on kids and actually consider their mental state.

with love, celine

[celineandsarai]

First Day of Blogging

This morning, Celine and I were ranting about random stuff and decided to create a joined blog together. 

[celineandsarai]

Dream and Reality, I became more indifferent, but also more desperate.

Suga, BTS