we’re gonna play hitman

also I'm stuck on Deltarune chapter 4 someone help me with defeating the titan pleeeease thx

[halliserres]

[celinemyqueen]

Joe Rogan is the vampire prince of Austin……

[dykeanarchist]

At this point we all understand that hj and lavonte are gay but I think we need to figure out zaeth batchild and darkness man’s Situation

Like what’s going on with those three

[dykeanarchist]

This ship is now called three deep on ghorse

[te-eth-milk]

big day for hj/lavonte lovers but I'd like us all to acknowledge and take a moment to bask in being three deep on ghorse because those are my little freaks.

[raineofthedragons]

New sex position called “three deep on Ghorse” just dropped

[celinemyqueen]

Anna Garcia running full speed saying “I’m quitting”

[celinemyqueen]

Marceline using a 13 year old to prank her ex is peak toxic lesbian I love her so much

[corrya]

How it feels watching your tumblr mutuals engage in discourse about fandoms you've never heard of

[iamthedevilswalkingstick]

Ally does maybe the best evil cackle I’ve ever heard from a real life person

[zac-oyama]

ally laughing so hard they have to use big mommy's hand to physically support them

[tiredadventurer]

[i-like-dropout]

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to fall in love with you and make hot vampire sex to you: old, outdated, boring

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to improve the public infrastructure, destroy the rich families milking you for money, and perhaps also making hot vampire sex to you (or helping you make hotter sex with your partner of many years): rejuvenating, what we need in this day and age, modern

[gettownsburnmoney]

lavonte: i'm not gay

also lavonte:

hj this is why i'm absolutely in love with you

me and hj have done this dance before

mitch is jacked 👀

here are my very specific opinions on red wine

we love rome

american psycho is the best movie

sure i'll get on the back of your scooter to go to the food coop but first can we talk about when you fed me your blood and made me immortal and bound to you forever and we said we'd fight each other to death

[0biivionn]

Our self aware king

[deconstructthesoup]

So apparently HJ and Lavonte's relationship is even more insane than we thought because what do you MEAN it all started when HJ turned Lavonte and said that they'd fight to the death at the top of the Golden Gate Bridge

And Lavonte still insists that they're not together???

[mysticfoxywolf]

'WALK?'

WITH THAT VOICE AND ATTITUDE. ALLY BEARDSLEY I LOVE YOU. I'M CACKLING.

[okmurph]

Now that’s IMPROV BABY