Haley Uses Her Words

Fall in love? Again and again D20, NADDPOD, Minecraft, cute animals, internet lore ♠️

[honeybeekao]

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[faebirdie]

the only thing i will miss about lindsey graham is seth meyer’s bits about his meemaw.

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[douglas-duke-keane]

finally watching the ccod finale

[swarnpert]

insane fucking slogan

[the-gun-licker]

Every part of that sign is GOLD. Fucking Orc-ass name. The sword as their logo, and the Gs make it look good! Their slogan is just one part of an awesome whole

[confield]

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

[breadcunt]

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

[confield]

We're like shooting stars you and I

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

[random-meme-bot]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[thestuffedalligator]

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[haleyusesherwords]

From my ongoing series called “Title of articles by The Onion that are somehow not articles by The Onion”

[spideredwebbing]

Honestly, I think City Council of Darkness works so well comedically because Madelaine and LaVonte (until he gave up in the finale in favor of embracing the madness) are the only two members of the Coterie that are actually attempting to play VTM.

Vesper is playing DnD 5e, Darkness Man is playing a hyperviolent version of Masks: The Next Generation, Zaeth is doing all the sidequests in a video game out of order, and HJ is just vamping during a standup set while actively getting tomatoes pelted at him.

[haleyusesherwords]

Okay but HJ was getting pelted by way worse than tomatoes

I mean they did shoot bullets at HJ while he was riding his Bird scooter

That was a pretty significant thing that happened

Like I understand where you’re coming from here

But the Purpee Police Department very much did shoot HJ

[n1-adora-fan]

This is the best thing ever