Haley Uses Her Words

Fall in love? Again and again D20, NADDPOD, Minecraft, cute animals, internet lore ♠️

[honeybeekao]

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

[luminarywaves]

if we look at the original timeline (aka annabeth and percy being born in 1993) then 2009 was a big year for annabeth bcus not only did the battle of manhattan take place and she finally started dating percy, but also minecraft came out and i think that would be a big deal to her

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[onegiantmeep]

hey man, chill

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[sweetvantass]

theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.

they first find him in the jungle, where an armadillo has no business being

they find the entrance to the city, while being followed by him

he is present when the volcano starts to erupt (previous concept art also showed him in the background actually stopping the eruption)

miguel and tulio sucked ass at the ball game, so they used Bibo as a ball. He ricocheted himself all over the place and defied physics to get into the hoop every time

they come up with the flood plan to stop cortez when bibo pushed a glass over in front of them

[famouslysleepy]

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

[haleyusesherwords]

*unspools red string*

So the new D20 season is about vampires.....

*grabs container of multicolored pushpins*

....and do you know who the natural enemy of vampires is?

*sticks pin into conspiracy board*

....that's right. Werewolves.

*sticks another pin into conspiracy board*

...and do you know what descended from wolves? Dogs.

*draws the red strings across the board while muttering conspiratorially*

....and in Purpee, Oregon, in this town the vampires are trying to take over this season...who is the mayor????

*slams a weathered photograph against the board*

That's right!

ITS A DOG!!

The Intrepid Heroes CITY COUNCIL of Darkness is going to have to have to fight the crusty white werewolf dog MAYOR as the BBEG this season

I rest my CASE

[haleyusesherwords]

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

*tears down entire conspiracy board*

Actually the werewolves are the good guys!!

False alarm!!

[effable-as-f]

With all the ways Davis Otherman and the companies he owns have remained relevant I’m betting the twist is gonna be that he actually did fake his death and is still alive somehow. Like the joke is that his company hasn’t announced his death because it would tank their stock and they’re pretending he’s just out of the country but what if he actually is, like either he’s some kinda powerful entity that can survive getting his head chopped off or it was actually just a hologram or something

[blogariel-frogariel]

I think at this point Banksy has to show up as an NPC before the campaign ends

[haleyusesherwords]

I need Banksy to be to City Council of Darkness, what Sondheim was to Unsleeping City

[lovecolibri]

"Joe Rogan is the vampire prince of Austin."

[soymoss]

starling

[martxoa]

Let Me Talk About Werewolves for a Second

Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha male/female romance thing? 

Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol’ dog families. Your werewolf family wouldn’t be made up of alpha males fighting each other for dominance and subjugating females. 

If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they’d be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool Parents that their kids find really embarrassing. 

[haleyusesherwords]

New reaction image just dropped

[making-friendos]

Omg im obsessed i loved yout lgbtq doggos. Could you make a Cat version?? I honestly loved them. Would hang them in my house

Thank you! I love cats but I’m kind of clueless when it comes to cat breeds, so

LGBT (Leopard, Garfield, Bobcat, Tiger)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[onlyplatonicirl]

Oh man I haven’t had a new interest in a while. It’s always been the same three things on repeat. I wonder when I’ll st-

Ok.