Resident Gift from the Aliens

‪I have no special talents. I am only unreasonably persistent.‬ Colbie. PhD student.71kg weightlifter. NASM CPT, USAW sports performance. insta: colbierose

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[cellsandbarbells]

👌👌

[myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021]

Good Night 2 all My Horse Girls. Gays. Bimbos. Bisexuals. Manic depwessives. Maxxinistas. Drug addicts. Jocks. Stem gals. Piss fetishists & last but not least..... sluts xoxoxo

[gentlydirk]

sorry

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

[freeadultgame]

[e-leutheromani-a]

[rpmargarida]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

[occupywatchdog]

History repeats it self. Only this time, there won’t be piles of burning books. This time, there will only be purges involving scientific studies regarding pollution (more especially climate change) because it goes against real intentions of the corporate polluters.

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[honkyycat]

sure would be nice to dance barefoot with my lover to tiny dancer by elton john in my kitchen at 12:30 am while we bake cookies..... haha jk......... unless..?

[frankarnstein]

Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

[profusedinmelancholy]

Yes

[profusedinmelancholy]

Bonus

[profusedinmelancholy]

I’m screaming

[foxesonstilts]

listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but

DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????

LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS

DID Y”ALL MISS THIS

AND THIS

AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???

oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic

in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley

[simplydalektable]

I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure

she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince

also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?

I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.

[glumshoe]

When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me.

My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.

[princessnijireiki]

I know at this point this is basically a highlights reel of Keira Knightley’s whole filmography, but I present for your sword & sandals consideration, Keira as Celtic Guinevere in “King Arthur” (2004):

[nonbinaryfinery0101]

This post gets better every time I see it 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

STOP, IM ALREADY GAY!

[ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead]

@blackkatmagic This entire thread is a mood!

[saywhat-politics]

[katjohnadams]

If nothing happens, THEN IT WORKED.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justcatposts]

(via)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

*makes subtle tweaks to my gender settings*