CELTUCE

Vegetable writing. Shit posting. AMA.

[byakugays]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[sumiensp]

[solilorenson]

can you blame him?

[iv3ysmermaidscales]

Oh my gosh this art is fucking angelic

[sorry-raysnothere]

You can't prove me otherwise, Kakashi being a ✨FaBuLoUs✨ girldad is 1000000000% canon.

[lacquerheadd]

look at my client dawg i am not winning this case

[aliqqce]

What if

[f-tality0]

Last photo of the night

[shatteredrealms]

NOO THE GROUP BEFORE IT ALL WENT WRONNBGGGG

[xxlorinmower]

snowleopard!gojo I need him begging and bred brooo

art by: me! repost with credits, lorin mower on all platforms!

[crescent-canine]

@belimah @death-warden LOOK AT OUR BOY!!!

[psyduckz]

ice cream

[thelilnan]

the cucks have unionized

[thelilnan]

they want nicer chairs

[moniquill]

[norhuu]

A Crocodile Siren calls a guileless stranger to the murk.

[kcokaine]

foreplay

[lyra-weis]

"Chimera Shadow Garden"

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[katelyn-danger]

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

[biscoff-und-taxis]

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

[owwllly]

wingman Mahoraga