i am not an antelope

E. -analysis paralysis - plays hockey, badly -"has huge wes anderson boner" - mattie -"cave-dweller with heart of gold" - kate

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[kragehund-est]

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

[inwardhardar]

[kragehund-est]

what

[inwardhardar]

[kragehund-est]

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

[botccher]

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[catchymemes]

[stu-m4ch3r-fanclub]

don't we all 😔

[kitsnicket]

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[charl0ttan]

bro u know im keeping the matter clandestine as hell. its totes clandies bro. prommy.

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[memeuplift]

[unquietgravekeeper]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lamignonette]

[xostargirlox]

The Swan, 1915, by Hilma Af Klint

[captain-price-returns]

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[robinboardman]

Donna Nook National Nature Reserve Lincolnshire, UK Photograph: Danny Lawson