i am not an antelope

E. -analysis paralysis - plays hockey, badly -"has huge wes anderson boner" - mattie -"cave-dweller with heart of gold" - kate

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[catchymemes]

[stu-m4ch3r-fanclub]

don't we all 😔

[kitsnicket]

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[charl0ttan]

bro u know im keeping the matter clandestine as hell. its totes clandies bro. prommy.

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[memeuplift]

[unquietgravekeeper]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lamignonette]

[xostargirlox]

The Swan, 1915, by Hilma Af Klint

[captain-price-returns]

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[robinboardman]

Donna Nook National Nature Reserve Lincolnshire, UK Photograph: Danny Lawson

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[lost-on-the-highway]

EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!