i am not an antelope

E. -analysis paralysis - plays hockey, badly -"has huge wes anderson boner" - mattie -"cave-dweller with heart of gold" - kate

[catchymemes]

[stu-m4ch3r-fanclub]

don't we all 😔

[kitsnicket]

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[charl0ttan]

bro u know im keeping the matter clandestine as hell. its totes clandies bro. prommy.

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[memeuplift]

[unquietgravekeeper]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lamignonette]

[xostargirlox]

The Swan, 1915, by Hilma Af Klint

[captain-price-returns]

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[robinboardman]

Donna Nook National Nature Reserve Lincolnshire, UK Photograph: Danny Lawson

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[lost-on-the-highway]

EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]