cemetery

history student and whining about it

[lexthermxtt]

saying “no babe don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy” to myself for morning affirmations

[cemeteryfrog]

one time i was left alone as a kid for a few hours and i put on a movie and it was too scary so i took the cd out and scratched it repeatedly with the biggest knife in the house it so it wasn’t working and no one could watch it anymore and it was my first time throwing some kind of violent tantrum ever and i liked the violence so much i also got scared that im a monster and a sadist and took a pacifism vow. and now adult me has anger issues so bad i almost killed myself

[descaledfish]

To be in this crowd😭😭😭😭

[lelouch]

[cemeteryfrog]

i should get a boa. maybe two even.

[walliard]

Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.

[cemeteryfrog]

i think we should have viagra under government control like we have for oral contraception and abortion.

[cemeteryfrog]

this semester i will be carrying a jar of peanut butter and a spoon in my backpack and whenever i have beef with a prof i will take it out claim i have a severe peanut allergy and threaten to eat it

[dogpuppy]

[cemeteryfrog]

mmmm cinnamon rolls……

[ray-toro-in-a-situation]

ray toro in the fnaf 6 office

[cemeteryfrog]

also i buy halloween stuff for my birthday cause its november 3rd and everything is on discount last time i had a garland of bloody knives and saws and stuff around my family’s living room, grandma loved it

[romancebullets]

💗🏩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏩💗she’s sweeeeet like candy💗🏩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏩💗

[cemeteryfrog]

i love my grey

[cemeteryfrog]

also a fun story my previous italian professor was this really weird strict and funny woman who gave every student personalized extra tasks like one girl had to do mafia research another guy had stuff connected to raffaella carra he even did a dance once and for me she decided to make me study pier paolo pasolini. and it’s not that bad he’s got movies and books but she did make me translate his poems which are in FRIULIAN. a whole separate language. i did it duh. but also in the process of the research i found out that he was killed on my birthday by a prostitute who looked just like my dad in his youth and that’s wild

[winged-void]

little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago

[blueskittlesart]

living in your parents house as an adult is a humiliation ritual why am i in the group chat at 23 years old going “I HATE MY DAD”