The games will never stop

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

[monster2003]

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

[release-the-sheep]

[walliard]

[spikelleberrygin]

If given the chance to change your height, would you want to

(4'11" or under) be taller

(4'11" or under) be shorter

(4'11" or under) stay the same

(5' - 5'7") be taller

(5' - 5'7") be shorter

(5' - 5'7") stay the same

(5'8" - 6'2") be taller

(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter

(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same

(6'3 or more) be taller

(6'3 or more) be shorter

(6'3 or more) stay the same

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[doggiewoggiez]

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

[ankle-beez]

[panaran]

uuu!

[bettedavisgf]

this is frying me so bad

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[smbc-comics]

Things will never again be so beautiful.

Check out the bonus panel on the site.

Upcoming book signings this summer.

───── ◆ ───── ◆ ───── ◆ ─────

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print.

[walliard]

That feeling when you want to go full autism about something but the ADHD says no and so you end up getting depressed.

[animentality]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[flutteringfable]

[charl0ttan]

[addicted2wasps]

Seems legit.

Lol, many years ago, I came downstairs to see this. I guess the unit fell and the blocks were placed back nonchalantly, without realization.

June 42nd. Guess I'll roll with that.