♡Hello beautiful!♡

[themidgardmorningstar]

This is not Dracula friendly weather.

[tiinamenzel]

[muzic-deactivated20181204]

If ur a vampire please interact i have feelings for you

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[wordsnquotes]

“In the end. we all just want someone that chooses us. Over everyone else. Under any circumstances.”

— Anonymous (via wnq-anonymous)

[quotemadness]

“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.”

— Audrey Hepburn

[cryptiboy]

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

[myliobatiste]

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

[mszombi]

Once you reach peak goth that just happens

[kinbakurisutaru]

Ropes+Roses

[podencos]

I cherish small intimacies. A head resting against a shoulder, lips brushing against a nose, a kiss on the neck, a hand reaching out for my own

[valentinesvampire]

who wants to run away with me to explore abandoned and possibly cursed castles?

[archiemcphee]

Here at Geyser of Awesome HQ we are firm believers that cute and/or whimsical kitchenwares make cooking more fun and food taste better. Tel Aviv-based design studio OTOTO (previously featured here) clearly believes this too, which is why they’ve made our day once again, this time with the Gracula Garlic Twist Crusher.

Any other vampire would run a mile at the sight of garlic. But not Gracula - one twist of his head and he will crrrush your garrrlic to smithereens… Mwahahahaha!

Gracula is dishwasher safe and currently available via Amazon and OTOTO.

[via Internet vs. Wallet]

[kateordie]

Does it work as a weed grinder though, asking for a friend

[bransonreese]

[liache]

i can be yuor devil

or your angle

[meddysbody-deactivated20220127]

Ugh another day, still not a beautiful vampire goddess.

[tartts]

if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point

[anthenia]

J.R.R. Tolkien.

[mouroes]

the best of the addams family: 1x02 — “morticia and the psychiatrist”