Life's too short to be serious

  Younger than I look, older than I act. Nurse-in-training. City girl, displaced in the wilds of North Yorkshire. Fond of meat, cheese, red wine, cats, coffee, sunsets, brooches, disability rights, queer rights, intersectionality, boobs, butts and redheads. I make a lot of irreverent text posts, post pictures of my Norwegian Forest cats, and indulge myself with food porn. Multi-fandom, multi-shipper; I write slower than a drunk snail. On a Glee hiatus. This blog is spoiler free.

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being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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mothergoddamn answered: NOT TO ADVOCATE VIOLENCE BUT LET’S BREAK HER FINGERS

I initially searched for "salad fingers" for an image response. My stomach is pretty strong, but please remind me never to ever do that again, 'kay?

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So, I've been absent. In short, I relapsed. Hard. Then I was stalked online and off by a rather nasty piece of work who ran any joy I got from fandom through the mud and I'm finally feeling comfortable enough to post again.  It's good to be back. How the hell are all of you?

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I made my connection in Köln with two minutes to spare. Had I missed that train? I'd have been forced to crash in Germany tonight. I wish I'd missed that train. Free cheese on the Eurostar doesn't make up for being back in the UK.

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Drawn Together actually makes *more* sense in German. Huh.

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Also, I have decided I'm going to move to Berlin and make art.

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Busy day on the Museum Island. Followed up with jugged hare and watching Spongebob auf Deutsch im bett.

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Beautiful day in Berlin.

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First class travel on DeutschesBahn entails being handed complementary peppermint creams and SuDoku to apologise for delays.

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Butt buddies

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So I'm somewhat drunk already, but considering three of the four toilets on my train had sinks blocked with puke, and I didn't contribute to such, I don't think I'm doing *too* badly.

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I'm currently here. The photo lies - needs moar grey.

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HEY ALICE WHUSSUP

I'm currently far too pleased my train has a plug socket.

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Also, please be spamming my ask because I'm bored and on a long train ride, but avoiding dash as ARGH SPOILERS and I am the awkward 1 in 6,364,465 fans who remains spoiler-free.

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You know you've reached a new low when you plan a gorgeous outfit, then change into stretch leggings and a tent of a t-shirt for the express purpose of defeating all you can eat Chinese hotpot.

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Damn you, autocorrect

I'm not sure that the nursing philosopher who coined the model of care I'm referring to appreciates being repeatedly referred to as "Bender" in my essay.

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Sorry, Germans. Looks like you'll be seeing my pasty legs next week after all.