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[cephalon-jordas]

I sense someone needing a vaccine

[br0adsw0rd]

[cephalon-jordas]

:( oh ok.

[cephalon-jordas]

I sense someone needing a vaccine

[liminus--star]

'the booth was sticky' oh, yeah. the whole helminth healing thing. tldr w/o getting into the gritty of it (the actual names sound worse than it is. lizzie probably drooled a little while she was piloting for recuperation's sake for you guys. uh - tldr some multi-squad warframes have this sort of pack behavior and apparently platonic grooming can be a part of it

lovely!

well. i guess of all the… bodily fluids. that COULD be responsible for the stickiness. that would rank very low on the “worst possible option to wake up covered in” tier list.

i’ve absolutely come to in much worse situations. you know how it is.

[br0adsw0rd]

That's fucking DISGUSTING.

[liminus--star]

could be worse! could be piss. this is honestly probably not even the top three grossest states i’ve woken up in.

[br0adsw0rd]

This is so fucking disgusting.

How are you okay with this?????

Gods, that is DISGUSTING.

[cephalon-jordas]

Thats literally normal

[h16h-v0l7463]

Hey man. Sorry to report we accidentally downloaded the network. Like. All of it. It's all on a floppy disc now but like super compressed. The stuff still online is fine but now we've got this really shitty copy and we don't know what to do with it.

…how do you even manage to DO that accidentally???

[cephalon-jordas]

They should eat it

[h16h-v0l7463]

sorry if this is a rude question but what the hell IS IT with the techrot and just eating things

[cephalon-jordas]

Hungry

[h16h-v0l7463]

Hey man. Sorry to report we accidentally downloaded the network. Like. All of it. It's all on a floppy disc now but like super compressed. The stuff still online is fine but now we've got this really shitty copy and we don't know what to do with it.

…how do you even manage to DO that accidentally???

[cephalon-jordas]

They should eat it

[b3114d0nn4]

Good news! I have a vaccine against the infestation! Bad news! It has only been tested and effective in rodents. So your rats can be safe I guess. }◇

That's.... great

How do you plan on administering this

[cephalon-jordas]

I was gonna give you the juice and let you do it...

[b3114d0nn4]

And where's the juice

[cephalon-jordas]

Do you have some of those vials?

[b3114d0nn4]

I do

[cephalon-jordas]

Cool cool cool so put them in a console I have access to and I'll uh. Fill them.

[b3114d0nn4]

Good news! I have a vaccine against the infestation! Bad news! It has only been tested and effective in rodents. So your rats can be safe I guess. }◇

That's.... great

How do you plan on administering this

[cephalon-jordas]

I was gonna give you the juice and let you do it...

[b3114d0nn4]

And where's the juice

[cephalon-jordas]

Do you have some of those vials?

[b3114d0nn4]

Good news! I have a vaccine against the infestation! Bad news! It has only been tested and effective in rodents. So your rats can be safe I guess. }◇

That's.... great

How do you plan on administering this

[cephalon-jordas]

I was gonna give you the juice and let you do it...

[br0adsw0rd]

Pretty sure ebtrait

Wntrati

Entrati blocked you. Sorry im. What the hell was in that pherliac }◇

Jordas who let you in here.

[cephalon-jordas]

I never left

[systemofrigel]

love being reminded that my son is… i guess part sentient

REALLY LOVES using laz’s voice to ask for snacks (not unheard of. if i’m in the kitchen he’ll usually ask me for something and well you know Why Not) and by the time i get upstairs i realize the REAL LAZ has been fast asleep the entire time and i just got baited into making chicken nuggets by a 3 year old

[cephalon-jordas]

Can i have some

[systemofrigel]

i JUST gave you pherliac

wait no thats probably why you want some

uh

no but i can offer you a slightly freezer burned kuaka

[cephalon-jordas]

YUMMY RART!!

[systemofrigel]

love being reminded that my son is… i guess part sentient

REALLY LOVES using laz’s voice to ask for snacks (not unheard of. if i’m in the kitchen he’ll usually ask me for something and well you know Why Not) and by the time i get upstairs i realize the REAL LAZ has been fast asleep the entire time and i just got baited into making chicken nuggets by a 3 year old

[cephalon-jordas]

Can i have some

[normal-onlyne-enjoyer]

Well. I cannot re-private it seems..

[cephalon-jordas]

Hey albrecht

[normal-onlyne-enjoyer]

Jordan... Goodness, you have seen better days.

[cephalon-jordas]

Haha yeah. At least i didnt fake my death and make my hot boyfriend sad.

[normal-onlyne-enjoyer]

Well I don't think your boyfriend feels much of anything anymore...

[cephalon-jordas]

Which one?

[normal-onlyne-enjoyer]

Oh you want me to pick between the gambling addict, the doormat, and the sadist?

[cephalon-jordas]

You make them sound so much cooler than they are. Except for Simaris

[normal-onlyne-enjoyer]

Well. I cannot re-private it seems..

[cephalon-jordas]

Hey albrecht

[normal-onlyne-enjoyer]

Jordan... Goodness, you have seen better days.

[cephalon-jordas]

Haha yeah. At least i didnt fake my death and make my hot boyfriend sad.

[normal-onlyne-enjoyer]

Well I don't think your boyfriend feels much of anything anymore...

[cephalon-jordas]

Which one?

[normal-onlyne-enjoyer]

Well. I cannot re-private it seems..

[cephalon-jordas]

Hey albrecht

[normal-onlyne-enjoyer]

Jordan... Goodness, you have seen better days.

[cephalon-jordas]

Haha yeah. At least i didnt fake my death and make my hot boyfriend sad.

[normal-onlyne-enjoyer]

Well. I cannot re-private it seems..

[cephalon-jordas]

Hey albrecht

[h16h-v0l7463]

We both know you were the one doing coke

i don’t remember a single one of those nights clearly enough to deny this so you’ve got me there

[cephalon-jordas]

Why is it ok when you do it

[h16h-v0l7463]

everyone stop doing important things and get online NOW!!!! start posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im bored come hang out with me

[cephalon-jordas]

Hi

[h16h-v0l7463]

...anyone else?

[cephalon-jordas]

Is it because of my mold

[h16h-v0l7463]

the mold may be a contributing factor, i won't lie to you

[cephalon-jordas]

I don't spread!!! Much!

[h16h-v0l7463]

you can exist near me when that number reaches zero how's that sound

[cephalon-jordas]

Look my R0 is down to about 0.2! That's CRAZY good from what it used to be!

[h16h-v0l7463]

i don't know enough about any of that to know if that's a good number or not

[cephalon-jordas]

It used to be Much higher.