carley

this ain’t the apotheosis baby it’s it’s own thaaang

[carrie--fishers]

everyone: omg ron and draco are getting married!!!1!

me (galaxy brain): jingle and jangle are getting married

[enigmalts]

It's called range honey

[talesandfluff]

[ray-marisha]

Now the end is nigh, the apocalypse here

[decaf-whaaat]

Look at this thing I made

[halbarryislife]

Starkid’s evolution of America

[heylins-world]

Me, watching Black Friday: Alright, Act 2! things are really heating up now.

Act Two: “Deck the halls of Northville High. ‘Tis the season of rock and rollin’. ”

Me:

[kookyreclusivebiologyprofessor]

Starkid A Few Years Ago: What if Draco was Dobby's son? What if Obi Wan Kenobi was a drunk? What if the Oregon Trail game was a musical? What if there was only one joke at one point? :)

Starkid Now: What if capitalist greed drove the world to the brink of destruction, and attracted an eldritch horror as old as time itself to build a portal to our world to destroy us all under the guise of being a toy for children, which no children have ever asked for? :)

Also Starkid Now: Jingle Jangle Hey Kris Kringle :)

[noradari-deactivated20210603]

the way the audience gasped when jon's character called lauren's character emma? the way the audience gasped when lauren's character called jon's character paul? i felt it in my bones

[agodmustfeed]

this screencap has so much power

[muppetmagic]

starkid presents black friday.

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

my bro I am balls deep in love with you

[skylarksof]

“I mean, god, what even IS a Cabbage Patch Kid? It’s like, you’re cutting into a head of lettuce and oh shit, a baby!”

[starship2011-deactivated2024061]

Starkid in 2009: haha Harry Potter also what if dicks could talk

Starkid in 2019: America has conditioned us to believe that our traumas can be healed by consumerism & we’re all helpless before ww3

[cchaney-deactivated20200126]

due to personal reasons, i will be falling in love with jon matteson

[irish-freckles]

D'ya know that in Twisted in "No One Remembers Achmed", when Robert sings, "you can pleasure 60 concubines in only an hour," my mind just placed porcupine in there for a long time, it just didn't register the meaning of the word. (I know what a concubine is, don't worry.)

I don't know why that happened, but I didnt even question it.

I was just like "hahah typical Starkid, having sex with woodland animals".

[satan-s-right-hand]

I made a meme for you to enjoy instead of studying biology like I should be doing.