everyone: omg ron and draco are getting married!!!1!
me (galaxy brain): jingle and jangle are getting married

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everyone: omg ron and draco are getting married!!!1!
me (galaxy brain): jingle and jangle are getting married
It's called range honey
Now the end is nigh, the apocalypse here
Look at this thing I made
Starkidâs evolution of America
Me, watching Black Friday: Alright, Act 2! things are really heating up now.
Act Two: âDeck the halls of Northville High. âTis the season of rock and rollinâ. â
Me:
Starkid A Few Years Ago: What if Draco was Dobby's son? What if Obi Wan Kenobi was a drunk? What if the Oregon Trail game was a musical? What if there was only one joke at one point? :)
Starkid Now: What if capitalist greed drove the world to the brink of destruction, and attracted an eldritch horror as old as time itself to build a portal to our world to destroy us all under the guise of being a toy for children, which no children have ever asked for? :)
Also Starkid Now: Jingle Jangle Hey Kris Kringle :)
the way the audience gasped when jon's character called lauren's character emma? the way the audience gasped when lauren's character called jon's character paul? i felt it in my bones
this screencap has so much power
starkid presents black friday.
my bro I am balls deep in love with you
âI mean, god, what even IS a Cabbage Patch Kid? Itâs like, youâre cutting into a head of lettuce and oh shit, a baby!â
Starkid in 2009: haha Harry Potter also what if dicks could talk
Starkid in 2019: America has conditioned us to believe that our traumas can be healed by consumerism & weâre all helpless before ww3
due to personal reasons, i will be falling in love with jon matteson
D'ya know that in Twisted in "No One Remembers Achmed", when Robert sings, "you can pleasure 60 concubines in only an hour," my mind just placed porcupine in there for a long time, it just didn't register the meaning of the word. (I know what a concubine is, don't worry.)
I don't know why that happened, but I didnt even question it.
I was just like "hahah typical Starkid, having sex with woodland animals".
I made a meme for you to enjoy instead of studying biology like I should be doing.