CEREAL AND BOOKS

all i want for my birthday is a big booty shovel

[starrywishes]

[novel-raccoon]

PJ’s stories; movie poster edition

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

[gifmovie]

[neorattz]

this is how i run in nightmares

[haus-of-hiddleston]

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

[wasiafooltothink]

"How much money does college cost in America?"

[hogwartshousehabits]

hufflepuff explaining why their house isn't worthless

This is actually a process.

First we:

and

Then we

and/or

Followed by:

and

An finally:

and

[uhrair-blog]

legalizing gay marriage is important yes. but please stop picking and choosing the pretty parts of my oppression you want to support. because the systematic oppression of queer folk is not limited to “oh they just can’t get married.” queer people are getting thrown out of their homes. dying. committing suicide. getting denied jobs. you can’t just slap a rainbow on a shirt and say you’re an ally

[goldenfools]

doctor who meme | nine scenes [6/9] ↳ ten and wilfred in “the end of time”

[emberises-deactivated20221112]

I loved their friendship

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[spevinkacey]

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

"hey baby I can show you a stimulus package"

[adamisstillinhellthankstoyou]

#Trueineverysituation

[marvelousmerriment]

[echoedtranslations]

"your otp isn’t going to become canon"

[adamparrisch-moved]

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

[youtubersalltheway]

[lawyerupasshole]

[cereal-andbooks]

he's so cute help

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: 

[vanjalen]

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat