jade fr

i make too little music but also too much music and it sucks but its also great she/it | 25

[elliespectacular]

[Jonathan Frakes voice] We made it up. It's pure fiction. Not this time. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi, Mark.

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[sajjji]

It's not like I like you or anything! G-Galöri!

[sajjji]

gay william johnson: doin your dad

[sajjji]

blankly staring at the wall but in an appreciating the textures like an art piece way not in a dissociating way

[stadt-st-gallen]

if st gallen was a real would you live there? 👉👈

[nyancrimew]

probably not tbh

[neattnat]

Not really no

[stadt-st-gallen]

[thisisdaddyspage]

message me right now sweetheart

Daddy's on the phone give me a minute

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[novafigura]

[illyadolatry]

cuddlejob from a girl with huge affections

[sajjji]

movie producer gf: i can fix her in post

[slutdge]

arts and crafts time w/ the free bumper stickers i got

[markovchaingang]

luddite dicksucking has got to be the cringiest shit ever. "they didn't hate technology they were just rent-seekers who fought against technologies that allowed for greater productivity because it threatened their livelihood" ok that's significantly worse

[cathkaesque]

"Rent seekers" oh fuck off, textile workers faced total immiseration after the introduction of the handloom. Textile work after its introduction was characterised by child labour, miniscule wages and industrial disease. People have every right to resist being forced into extreme poverty.

[nonbinary-jakey]

tumblr users love repeating 1820s tory propaganda

[sajjji]

depressed trains be like xiu xiu

[sajjji]

sleepy trains be like honk shuu shuu

[sajjji]

depressed trains be like xiu xiu

[sajjji]

when u wish upon a car..... youre doing it wrong

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[fallenangelvictorious]

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

[fleshdyke]

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[camillostein]

so many of y'all will be like #weirdfur!!! and its just a furry with like unusual colors and like 1 fantastical element

[sajjji]

#weirdfur!!!