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Sophia is the name and tumbling is the game. | 18 | bisexual | Oregon | she/her | Scorpio | | Slytherin | #UCCstrong | #ALSAwareness | My blog type is about as sporadic as my music taste. I also have a body positive blog @beautyintheeyeofhumans as well as a poetry blog @poetryformesoul

[the-devils-voice]

I love her so much And I’m so happy that she is happy

[captain-fucking-levi]

[meanplastic]

i didnt know furries were woke omg

[sinbadism]

birds out here making some weird ass sounds

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos

[despazito]

the posture of a man

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

he wears. a t shirt

[lackofsignal]

the cutest thing 

[wnq-writers]

I don’t need another temporary person. I want someone who, even when I am an unlovable mess, will look at me with love in their eyes and stay.

palestiniansunset

  (via

wnq-writers

)

all i want.

(via losin-c0ntrol)

[unflatteringcatselfies]

A huge, friendly pirate floof I met on a beach…

[spinningrims]

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

[groovian-whovian]

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Toffee, also known as Toff or Sir Toffkins. He passed away a few weeks ago and I miss him so very much

[dragonfurs]

*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*

[culturenlifestyle]

[big-man-with-a-gun]

Nirvana in London, England. November 7, 1991.

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[egberts]

hey anyone remember

(◡‿◡✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me” (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower” ✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”

[letpapersleep]

No

[hustlerose]

anyone remember these nuts 

[letpapersleep]

No

[hustlerose]

damn what do you remember?

[letpapersleep]

[hustlerose]

[greelin]

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

[greelin]

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

[the-devils-voice]