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✧hey im em welcome to the here✧

[grimeclown]

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

[beggars-opera]

#A New England Folktale

[acosmodot]

@spiritspodcast

[flowerbleedme]

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

[guooey]

the hell

[emmaklee]

(via ‘Less is more’: Ninki on Riso-inspired colours and illustrating with a simplistic and positive outlook | Creative Boom)

[wokeuplaughing]

explaining metal gear solid to someone as a form of psychological torture

[lakevida]

all of these men have the same frown and haircut i'm still not convinced there's more than like 2 guys

[wokeuplaughing]

which snake is this one, andy?

[lakevida]

i'm literally consulting the chart you made for me and i can't fucking tell. liquid boss. revolver snake. snake boss. buddy valastro the cake boss my final answer

[heystephen]

tired of blue from blues clues not being a beloved tumblr dog. she is literally everything

[heystephen]

she did so much for us in our youth and you all abandoned her

[shyghosties]

just taking it one day at a time

[battenna]

when someone says "im going to the bathroom" what do you say back

dont fall in

stay safe

Dont die

go piss girl‼️

something else.....

Voting ended onMar 25, 2023

[iingezo]

Xiao Li for @dracotology !

[strawberry4milk]

mikan/strawberry/kiwi

[puriusagi]

イクスピアリ「桜フェア」| フォレッティ・ジェルッタ「桜～Sakura～」|  「さくらかすてら」| ナナズグリーンティー「桜と白玉の金箔ラテ（hot）」・「桜と餅の金箔ロールケーキ」

[zer0rei]

[coffincoitus]

this notion that if you're an adult still on tumblr it's bc something is wrong doesn't sit right with me... unfortunately I can't refute it bc there is something wrong with me

[spicymochi]

what a distinguished gentleman 🎩

[shubbabang]

[lionfloss]

xx

[lionfloss]

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