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hello, i'm alex.

[dominiqueramseyart]

All that glitters II

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[maudlingoblin]

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

[aropride]

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

[aropride]

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[notbecauseofvictories]

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[textpostscymraeg]

(I'r un alaw â Rasputin): BLA BLA DRACIWLA, BRENIN TRANSYLFANIA, MAE E'N YSTLUM AC HEFYD YN DDYN

[acosmodot]

panic attack at the airport. -1000000/10. do not recommend.

[ruinedchildhood]

[weaselknievel]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

[polkadotmotmot]

Salvo - Strada con lampioni, 2001

[sobadbad]

FROZEN PLANET II 1.01 • Frozen Worlds

[synkverv]

bound + hands

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[expressions-of-nature]

Zhangye Danxia National Park, China by Tatiana Runova