Procrastinating my homework rn

the shortest possible summary would simply consist of my entire blog so just read that, idk 783 if it matters

[cerealstresser]

Interact with my blog and i may interact with you.

This will be your only warning

[parkchanwoohoo]

[On phone] Whaddya mean I can't say it. Why the fuck not. [silence] Well how many guys do I need to fuck before I can say it

[tomboytranny]

actually the world needs more trans women to become full of themselves and act like hot shit all the time

[angel-in-your-basement]

Honestly situations where you want to fuck so bad but can’t yet are so fucking hot. When you’re making out and dry humping each other and you know you can’t go further, but their hand is down your pants and you never needed something so bad in your life. And their tongue is in your mouth and you’re so turned on it feels like it would take no time at all to get you off. I love being so deliriously horny that you would do anything to get to fuck them. I love being needy and desperate and down bad.

[inbabylontheywept]

i think if i asked peter thiel for 500 million dollars, and told him that my business plan was to spend 499 million of that on oil futures, and the remaining 1 million ordering the entire stock of pizza, burgers, fries, shakes, jamba juices, schitzels, fucking wetzels pretzels, the whole lot, within 50 miles of the pentagon, just to see if i could blow up the pentagon pizza index enough to move global oil markets 0.2% and recoup my losses... i think that if i asked him that, in those exact words, he would give me 1 billion dollars just to see if i could do it twice. and i would try. god forgive me i would try.

[inbabylontheywept]

this is less about being smart and more about having some small pearl of evil lodged in the center of your being. you lack the evil pearl. thats okay. not all of us can be descendants of wicked oyster men.

[coffinvows]

most nsfw thing i can draw of her before i start getting flustered

[the-big-mood]

London Tipton teaching us about the PRNDL

[stargazersasha]

if you are a trans woman you have to sing to yourself. if you voice train that’s fine. if you don’t voice train that’s okay. but you have to sing to yourself

[stargazersasha]

may every trans woman have a safe place to hear herself sing.

[sado-fiend]

Catch & release. Five miles & a busted lip ago it seemed like a fun idea.

You're reasonably fit, and outdoorsy, and every dominant friend you've ever had has tried to give you a bunny themed nickname. Put enough kinky friends in a room and the idea almost suggests itself.

Stumble, try to recover, and plant face first into sweet, cold dirt. Your body gasps for air, cyclically, without your consent, and you try to step out & above it. Strategize. Think over the nauseous, rapid thump of your heart in your chest.

The first time they caught you, it was just a blow job and a five minute head start. Hours ago. Round 3, or maybe 4, someone had the idea to spank you. You didn't want to spoil the fun, just a little sadism towards the end. Round 8, they had graduated to taking turns slapping you, two people pinning you by pulled arms against a tree. The bark abrasions on your back were still raw in Round 10 when they had the idea to cut fresh switches from the spring branches.

Cold wind rakes across your back. In the distance, stomping through the brush, laughs and chatter. Someone spots you, they think. A cheer goes up.

"Run rabbit! We're not done having fun!"

The sun is going down. You need to get up.

[giveherswords]

two of swords

[lazylittledragon]

more of jinx + vi's texts as requested from the last one :3

[pt 1][pt 2][pt 3][pt 4][pt 5][pt 6][pt 7][pt 8][pt 9][pt 10][pt 11][pt 12][pt 13]

bonus bc yes i did draw both of their pictures just to shrink them down to 4 pixels

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS PEAK :D

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[fuckinfly12]

[hesitant-killjoy]

I've watched you change It's like you never had wings

[xanaxfarts]

girls using iPod Shuffles as hair clips

[tsarina-anadyomene]

Why do we need astronauts to view the Moon when we have robotic observers? It's sick as fuck. Come on man. It's awesome. Seething, aren't you? Seething that you're down on Earth looking up at the moon while our astronauts are eyeballing it from our sick rocket ship. Well guess what little man: seethe harder. We're going to spend more of your tax dollars toward sending our guys around the moon and it's going to be awesome every time. There's nothing you can do about it. Fuck you.

[luckysevenart]

It is here! History Lessons, 62 page cativi comic! Wanna see how Cait got pregnant? Check out the spicy chunk of the comic on my patreon (single purchase of 3€) or you can buy it on my gumroad if you feel like giving a little more to support me 💚

part 2