gender: figurant

i am :: old enough to drink :: 🔞occasionally nsfw (i keep it tastefully artistic and/or playfully ribald here tho, no str8 up porn, we arent animals here)🔞 :: pick-n-pull mystic :: PV poser :: hop drink consumer :: maybe not a fagdyke but definitely a faggy dyke :: Selectric II Jockey 2k22 :: mechanical clicks/concrete crumbs in steel toe soles/love for petrichor :: huffing Tap Magic, Loctite, and kerosene fumes to stay sane :: rice score 15 but still blogging on tumblr because i have psychological problems.

[benihana-circumcision]

note: IF YOU KNOW ME IRL AND I HAVENT TOLD U ABOUT THIS BLOG IGNORE ITS EXISTENCE OR IM LITERALLY GONNA KMS. I PROMISE YOU ARE NOT THE EXCEPTION. LIKE LET ME KNOW SO WE CAN BLOCK EACHOTHER.

anthem btw (I WAS ON THIS BEFORE IT WAS A TIKTOK THING ;_;)

[hedgehog-moss]

Have you heard about Gracie the giraffe? She escaped from a Texas ranch (she's since been found, fat and happy), and I was reminded of Pampe when I heard about her method of escape.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

[hagnanimous]

Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good

[junirabbittank]

dangerous game i have to play when i wake up where if i want to look at my phone i have to be so careful and discreet otherwise the worlds loudest baby will get up and start yelling at me and smacking my hands until i pet her

[junirabbittank]

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[benihana-circumcision]

Thats ron perlman

[benihana-circumcision]

hi! would it be okay if I print a quote from your post on a tshirt? I mean a singular copy for me to wear purely for my own amusement

which post ?!

[andreablog2]

Sexual assault is like a state apparatus of coercive control. The metaphor schizophrenics use of the US being like an ancient empire which sacrifices virgins is essentially just reality. I hate this culture

[enki2]

[crazy-brazilian]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[chanth-thara]

okay, i’m curious. let’s play a game. reblog this post and put in the tags the name of a fictional Indigenous character.

No headcanons, no ‘coding’, only CANONICALLY Indigenous characters. You have unlimited time. Go.

[chanth-thara]

if another FUCKING person mentions the fucking werewolves from twilight I'm going to burn this whole site down and take you all with me

[benihana-circumcision]

Man sometimes i look at the people in my life for comparison and i get down on myself like Oh my apartment should be tidier Oh i should have more in savings Ohhh Ohhhhh Fuuuck Ooohhhhhhh and then i remember

1. i dont have parental subsidy

2. none of my friends can cook

3. my throat game is unmatched

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kushblazer666]

90s east coast hip hop aesthetics:

90s west coast hip hop aesthetics:

90 memphis hip hop aesthetics:

[iamoutofideas]

my favourite is ten wanted men:

he’s just dead

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Children are born into a state of implicit debt.

Good parents forgive this debt. Bad parents expect it to be repaid, one way or another. The accepted currencies are varied and cryptic and might be mostly innocuous or they might be horrifically criminal.

Many families don’t realize that there is a debt until the child defaults on it somehow. That could be for any reason—the child simply fails to deliver on the parental investment by not adequately being the child they paid for.

“Inspiration porn” is a disability term, but I’m using it here because it’s appropriately provocative, and because the state of being a child is functionally a disability. A child who fails to be life-affirming and inspirational and to perform heartwarming innocence is breaking a contract, and adults are no longer obligated to uphold their own end and nurture the child. A child is a resource from which inspiration porn can be mined, or it is a kind of brood parasite.

[noelle-ism]

ive nposted this before on other posts but this interaction still makes me laugh. i hope he died because he didnt get any of my vegetable soup

[noelle-ism]

folks im not gonna lie to you. ive looked at this conversation like 20 times and ive only just now realized he tried to lie to me about not eating for days within a few seconds of seeing i had a big bowl of soup

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[geniusoflove]

this video is a red wine stain on the white carpet of my brain