art blog(derogatory)
Andulka
YOU ARE THE REASON
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
will byers stan first human second
taylor price
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oozey mess
todays bird
PR's Tumblrdome
Cosmic Funnies
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d e v o n
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
dirt enthusiast
shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@benihana-circumcision
note: IF YOU KNOW ME IRL AND I HAVENT TOLD U ABOUT THIS BLOG IGNORE ITS EXISTENCE OR IM LITERALLY GONNA KMS. I PROMISE YOU ARE NOT THE EXCEPTION. LIKE LET ME KNOW SO WE CAN BLOCK EACHOTHER.
anthem btw (I WAS ON THIS BEFORE IT WAS A TIKTOK THING ;_;)
who has that like mspaint twitter meme template going around of like blob figures thinking about dryhumping and theyre kind of making like an (*O*) face inside the thoughtbubble
Amy (Asif Kapadia, 2015)
comic about chainsmoker cat
playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"
so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished
listen to me. STOP wearing gourmands in this fuck ass heat.
Nah bro im tryna smell like the hottest mustiest goopiest plate of marzipan youve ever snorted
. You mean you dont want a bitch that smells like a sweaty vanilla ham sandwich ?
SMH
I need this entire subway car to develop a lifelong pavlovian gag response to the thought of a Shirley Temple
listen to me. STOP wearing gourmands in this fuck ass heat.
Nah bro im tryna smell like the hottest mustiest goopiest plate of marzipan youve ever snorted
. You mean you dont want a bitch that smells like a sweaty vanilla ham sandwich ?
SMH
On the other hand, the family is where most of the rape happens on this earth, and most of the murder. No one is likelier to rob, bully, blackmail, manipulate, or hit you, or inflict unwanted touch, than family. Logically, announcing an intention to “treat you like family” (as so many airlines, restaurants, banks, retailers, and workplaces do) ought to register as a horrible threat. Instead, to be metaphorically “family” in someone’s eyes makes-believe that one has something quite … unfamilial. Namely: acceptance, solidarity, an open promise of help, welcome, and care.
— Sophie Lewis, Abolish the Family: A Manifesto for Care and Liberation
I think the stroke aphasia actually makes matt christman's theory more poignant
fuuuuck this actually rules i should just do unemployment fraud
kind of miffed i had a job lined up so soon afterwards ngl
fuuuuck this actually rules i should just do unemployment fraud
The U.S. Justice Department and 17 states have reached settlement agreements with three major egg producers over allegations of that the com
Thank goodness that justice is being served, and the companies that stole from every American family to the tune of tens or hundreds of dollars are being forced to pay less than one cent per person they affected!
i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me
Have you heard about Gracie the giraffe? She escaped from a Texas ranch (she's since been found, fat and happy), and I was reminded of Pampe when I heard about her method of escape.
adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by
