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Not today Justin
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@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
cherry valley forever
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Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@benihana-circumcision
note: IF YOU KNOW ME IRL AND I HAVENT TOLD U ABOUT THIS BLOG IGNORE ITS EXISTENCE OR IM LITERALLY GONNA KMS. I PROMISE YOU ARE NOT THE EXCEPTION. LIKE LET ME KNOW SO WE CAN BLOCK EACHOTHER.
anthem btw (I WAS ON THIS BEFORE IT WAS A TIKTOK THING ;_;)
literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass
This is what it's like when I say the dumbest things imaginable to my wife or partner in the checkout lines to see if the cashier will crack a smile. A little human connection between the drudgery.
A few years ago when my little sister was maybe ten or so we went to this like, novelty/antiques store which had an impressive amount of really bad taxidermy. We were sort of doing our own things and I was across the room from her so when she spots this horrible fish she has to run over and yell “ come see the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen “ at me. Without even thinking I just said “you’re the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen.” Which got a snort from an old man across the room. Anyways a few minutes later my stepmom came in and my sister said the same thing to her, and without missing a beat my stepmom deadpans “your father’s the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen”. The old guy absolutely LOST it
bapples. bangs. backshots
I think if we keep encouraging Tumblr YA comedy-fantasy authors we can really put a dent in the idea that it's possible for writing to be good
Hindisght may be 20/20 but in my case foresight is also pretty good Too
3 Beers Disorder. I need to listen to my gut more. before the brain takes ovr
hash tag door stuck ! door ! stuck !
Hindisght may be 20/20 but in my case foresight is also pretty good Too
3 Beers Disorder. I need to listen to my gut more. before the brain takes ovr
Hindisght may be 20/20 but in my case foresight is also pretty good Too
Hi, to answer your question about the uncle festival, I cant answer as to the festival itself but the Japanese language very much uses uncle like "unc" in eubonics. They will often do this also with Gramps/grandma
im familiar w the concept of oji/obaasan but it's neat to see theyve got other stratified tiers of Miscellaneous Older Person
spongebob looking out the window meme but it's me being jealous of everyone w those cunty chinese cigarettes
look at these beauties [x] [x]
Does anyone have they boiled the uncles it was a meaningless ritual PLEAZE
haaland's facial elasticity scares me
Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.
nael, age six, sings a song in their rocket, with capital letters, a jubilant shout:
panthera tigris runs free and unfettered, a broken enclosure – the tiger is out
anyone else noticing more of us are acutely suicidal than usual rn. anyone else wondering if it's gonna get better .
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Submitter comment: I'd like to submit this '[s]tudy of defensive behavior of a venomous snake as a new approach to understand snakebite' not for it's topic (worth studying!) but for it's insane methodology, which... well, I'll just let the researcher speak for himself:
[Q: Why did you decide to do this experiment?
A: Snake behavior has been generally neglected as a field of research, especially in Brazil. And most studies don’t examine what factors make them want to bite. If you study malaria, you can research the parasite that causes the disease—but if you don’t study the mosquito that carries it, you will never solve the problem. Up until now, the popular wisdom was that the jararaca would only attack if you touched it or stepped on it. But that was not what we found.
Q: Why did you need to be the victim?
A: The best way to do this research is to put snakes and a human together. In this case, the human was me. We put the snakes inside a ring on the floor of our lab until they got used to it, then I stepped in wearing special protective boots. I stepped close to the snake and also lightly on top of it. I didn’t put my whole weight on my foot, so I did not hurt the snakes. I tested 116 animals and stepped 30 times on every animal, totaling 40,480 steps.]
From the recent (aptly named) interview: Researcher steps on deadly vipers 40,000 times to better predict snakebites
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