gender: figurant

i am :: old enough to drink :: 🔞occasionally nsfw (i keep it tastefully artistic and/or playfully ribald here tho, no str8 up porn, we arent animals here)🔞 :: pick-n-pull mystic :: PV poser :: hop drink consumer :: maybe not a fagdyke but definitely a faggy dyke :: Selectric II Jockey 2k22 :: mechanical clicks/concrete crumbs in steel toe soles/love for petrichor :: huffing Tap Magic, Loctite, and kerosene fumes to stay sane :: rice score 15 but still blogging on tumblr because i have psychological problems.

[benihana-circumcision]

note: IF YOU KNOW ME IRL AND I HAVENT TOLD U ABOUT THIS BLOG IGNORE ITS EXISTENCE OR IM LITERALLY GONNA KMS. I PROMISE YOU ARE NOT THE EXCEPTION. LIKE LET ME KNOW SO WE CAN BLOCK EACHOTHER.

anthem btw (I WAS ON THIS BEFORE IT WAS A TIKTOK THING ;_;)

[benihana-circumcision]

I think the stroke aphasia actually makes matt christman's theory more poignant

[benihana-circumcision]

fuuuuck this actually rules i should just do unemployment fraud

[benihana-circumcision]

kind of miffed i had a job lined up so soon afterwards ngl

[benihana-circumcision]

fuuuuck this actually rules i should just do unemployment fraud

[afurioushawk]

[foolishmortal]

Egg producers will pay $3.3M and donate 53 million eggs to settle price-fixing claims

The U.S. Justice Department and 17 states have reached settlement agreements with three major egg producers over allegations of that the com

[regularlywrong]

Thank goodness that justice is being served, and the companies that stole from every American family to the tune of tens or hundreds of dollars are being forced to pay less than one cent per person they affected!

[rottingfacade]

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

[rottingfacade]

[hedgehog-moss]

Have you heard about Gracie the giraffe? She escaped from a Texas ranch (she's since been found, fat and happy), and I was reminded of Pampe when I heard about her method of escape.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

[hagnanimous]

Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good

[junirabbittank]

dangerous game i have to play when i wake up where if i want to look at my phone i have to be so careful and discreet otherwise the worlds loudest baby will get up and start yelling at me and smacking my hands until i pet her

[junirabbittank]

a

[benihana-circumcision]

Thats ron perlman

[benihana-circumcision]

hi! would it be okay if I print a quote from your post on a tshirt? I mean a singular copy for me to wear purely for my own amusement

which post ?!

[andreablog2]

Sexual assault is like a state apparatus of coercive control. The metaphor schizophrenics use of the US being like an ancient empire which sacrifices virgins is essentially just reality. I hate this culture

[enki2]

[crazy-brazilian]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[chanth-thara]

okay, i’m curious. let’s play a game. reblog this post and put in the tags the name of a fictional Indigenous character.

No headcanons, no ‘coding’, only CANONICALLY Indigenous characters. You have unlimited time. Go.

[chanth-thara]

if another FUCKING person mentions the fucking werewolves from twilight I'm going to burn this whole site down and take you all with me

[benihana-circumcision]

Man sometimes i look at the people in my life for comparison and i get down on myself like Oh my apartment should be tidier Oh i should have more in savings Ohhh Ohhhhh Fuuuck Ooohhhhhhh and then i remember

1. i dont have parental subsidy

2. none of my friends can cook

3. my throat game is unmatched