WARNING PEOPLE- 18+ CONTENT FROM THIS POINT FORWARD. ALSO A BIT OF DUBCON HERE AND THERE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
inspired by my moot @gardens-of-babylonn! did I request it from her? YES! but there's inspo there all the same xx
sorry, this is SO LONG. LIKE REALLY LONG. but I have lots of thoughts! MANY THOUGHTS!
a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
it sort of depends on how insane things get. if it's a quickie then they just sort of... redress, but if it's one of those hours long sex marathons and cerenna can barely move, robb is definitely helping her to the bath she had drawn in the solar (they dgaf if they're overheard at a certain point). I genuinely think robb loves taking care of cerenna, and he'll take any opportunity possible to be her knight in shining armor.
b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I think robb's favorite part of cerenna is her hair (just like papa, I know). he loves burying his face in it when he's holding her close (or quickly losing energy mid-fuck and needs to rest a bit), but he also loves pulling it, and the feel of it wrapped around his knuckles or wrist. cerenna always says her crowning glory is her hair, and who is he to deny her word? I also think he's rather fond of her legs. she's like 5'8-5'9, so her legs are quite long and lovely; robb likes to lift them up on his shoulders when they're fucking in missionary, or just run his hands down the length of them.
cerenna on the other hand... she quite likes robb's arms and chest. he's quite the athletic lad, he keeps in good shape, but she loves the feeling of his arms wrapped around her, or the firmness of his chest when it's pressing against her. also seeing them in their everyday life DEFINITELY gets her going. watching robb spar in the training yard is such an erotic experience for her tbh. especially when it's summer in kings landing and the layers start to be shed... wow...
c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
robb comes A LOT. like an inconvenient amount of seed; copious amounts. cerenna gets irritated when they're squeezing in a quickie and she has to change because robb can't control himself and comes all over her or it drips out of her and soils her gown in some way. does he apologize for it? yes. she makes him. anyways, his favorite place to come is inside her, and I think cerenna is lucky enough to be able to come from penetration so she loves that too (one of the reasons she has 12 kids). though she is a massive fan of coming on robb's tongue. LOVES THAT. she also likes coming on his fingers, but he's barely ever just fingering her. they have no impulse control... there are no isolated incidents. if they start, they see it all the way through.
d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
the secret is how freaky they are. robb and cerenna have an image they guard strictly— perfect king and queen. robb is chivalrous and kind and fair, cerenna is glamorous and put-together and strong-willed. no one at court would guess cerenna's getting tossed around like a ragdoll in the bedchamber, or that robb is doing the tossing. cerenna is miss pr, she doesn't want people to know she's letting robb pull her hair or that she's sucking his fingers or being flung over his knee and getting spanked from time to time. none of this aligns with her brand. robb doesn't want anyone to know he's letting cerenna slap him across the face when she's riding him or getting blown into conceding politically.
e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
okay, as you all know, robb was winterfell top slag. he was FUCKING. serving girls, chambermaids, servants' daughters, the occasional pretty twink (when he's drunk or horny enough to forget his internalized homophobia), theon greyjoy... even whores in wintertown (expensive, well-kept ones, mind you). he was for the streets. you see this behavior pop out from time to time in the cerennaverse story— once a whore, always a whore. you can't take that out of him, only reform it; and that's what our girl did!
cerenna, however, was born a princess. chastity was expected of her, but she was definitely playing kissing games with highborn boys and making out with blushing stablehands if she was bored that day. she may have given a handjob or two, but that's the furthest anything's gone until robb hits the scene and she starts thinking with her pussy. she knew the value of her maidenhead, and she didn't give it to anyone she deemed unworthy... until she lost control and had nasty sex with the son of the man her brother decapitated/her jailer. teehee.
f = favorite position (this goes without saying)
I think robb loves missionary the most. sure, it's a bit vanilla, but he loves seeing cerenna under him, he loves feeling her skin, he loves kissing her while he makes love to her... that doesn't mean he doesn't want her any way he can have her. they get QUITE adaptive here. they adjust to their circumstances!
cerenna is a bit of a princess. she likes being catered to, so missionary for that reason. she likes laying there and being worshipped, she likes being reminded of how beautiful she is, so perhaps anything that allows for this. she's also a big fan of kissing, so if it allows for that, then bonus points! robb and cerenna also enjoy spooning, especially when it comes to morning sex. they're already spooning when they wake up, and it's rather nice to just keep things going all warm and lazy. cerenna really only allows doggy in the heat of the moment. if robb just flips her around and slides into her from behind, she's certainly not telling him to stop, but that in no way is how they start. cerenna is too prideful to be fully lucid and allow for this, she definitely finds it degrading. but when they're sweating and panting and situations arise... well...
g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
they're locked the fuck in. a lot of their sex is fueled by emotions, and maybe if something falls and breaks while they're focused on each other they'll stop and have a laugh, but most of the time they're too caught up in one another to notice anything. they're intensely passionate at all times, when things start up between them, everyone and everything else seems to fade away.
h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
robb's tully auburn extends ALL THE WAY DOWN. the carpet matches the drapes FOR SURE. he also keeps it quite well-groomed, cerenna refuses to touch him if he looks like some wild animal. cerenna is the same way. there's less hair there than robb, but in no way is she bald. golden blonde everywhere because #lannistergenes. thanks to cerenna, everyone's manicured! everyone's trimmed and well-kept!
i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect.)
robb and cerenna are always intimate. their romance is definitely multifaceted, so even when they're hate-fucking, it's always romantic. romance doesn't have to be lovey dovey and gentle all the time, sometimes it's hard and brutal and angry. robb tearing cerenna's gowns off her and winding a fist in her hair to pull and take his fill of her has the same amount of love in it as when he covers her in kisses and worships her body. when cerenna rakes her nails down robb's back or slaps him hard while they fuck, it's still just as loving as when she kisses him in missionary or cries out "I love you, I love you, I love you" when she comes. they're complicated people and their love is just as difficult. even in violence there is intimacy, even within the truest of loves, there comes time for conflict. robb and cerenna love each other immensely, they feel a lot for one another— and one of the ways they express those feelings is through sex.
j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)
cerenna and robb are fucking like rabbits, and unfortunately for them, that sex drive doesn't dissipate when they're apart. I like to think of robb jerking off during war to the thought of cerenna— clutching a silk kerchief or favor she's given him to remember her by. she's perfumed it, so it smells like her, and he's pressing it to his face while he fucks his fist.
cerenna is doing the same certainly. she's touching herself at the thought of robb when the bedchamber grows lonely and the bed is too cold, closing her eyes and pretending her fingers are robb's and fantasizing about what he'll do to her when he returns from his campaign. she's thinking of the last time they had sex (they always fuck CRAZY the night before robb goes to battle— after all, it could be the last time) and using that visual to carry her to the finish line.
k = kink (one or more of their kinks)
robbrenna are CRAZY. like crazy to the point of where I hesitate to fully expand upon this. so, I shall provide a taste.
robb is definitely a pleasure dom. he's such a control freak, and controlling cerenna's orgasms and bombarding her with them frankly is incredibly hot to him. be that as it may, cerenna does like wresting control from him occasionally. they love that struggle for dominance initially, and even if things do typically pan out a certain way, cerenna likes forcing robb down and taking what she wants from him from time to time. she's always the perfect queen and wife and mother, she's always lovely and admired, and sex is one of the few moments in her life where she doesn't have to be so lovely. she can just let go and not have to worry about presenting a certain way, letting robb just handle everything and stop worrying about image, or express all the frustration and anger she feels on robb, which he gladly lets her do. robb is the only person she can truly trust, so he gets to see all of her... especially the parts that aren't so sparkly and pr-screened.
they also like to fuck each other UP in the bedchamber, like WWE style. cerenna loves it when robb stops being gentle and chivalrous and starts tossing her around and pulling her hair or when he grabs her face to force eye contact; robb never complains when cerenna slaps him a little too hard or rakes her nails down his back and draws blood. I also think things getting a bit... negotiable is quite intriguing for cerenna. hm.
oh and breeding. lots of this. they have 12 kids.
l = location (favorite places to do the do)
well cerenna's bedchamber, tbh. that's where most of the sex goes down. robb only really stays in his own chambers when they're in a fight or if he's working late and doesn't want to keep her up (much to cerenna's ire), so there. but cerenna does love accosting robb in his study and fucking him there. in his chair, on the desk, even on the floor. other than that, anywhere. they are SUPER FREAKED OUT, they'll even fuck in the forest if cerenna's carriage breaks down and they can get away from everyone. they're not fully-fledged exhibitionists per se, but they are freaked the fuck out and will have sex anywhere and everywhere.
m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
literally anything. like actually anything. there will be times where robb thinks cerenna looks just too good and pulls her out into the hall, or cerenna meets robb's eye over a table and she's like "take your panties off robb stark." and he does!
but one thing that really gets them is argument. cerenna and robb are intensely passionate, and when they fight, they stay that way. raised voices and objects thrown and no holds barred; robb's more often than not getting slapped or having a vase thrown at his head... but that just makes them intensely horny. like robb will just grasp her wrist and crush her against him, or lift her up on the desk and pull up her skirts, or throw her over his shoulder and carry her to bed... cerenna might just tear robb's doublet open once or grasp his hair to yank him down and kiss him... it's great. they're exactly where they want to be. they're even arguing mid-fuck. they're not stopping, but they are fighting.
n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
cerenna is NOT down for butt stuff. there's no reason, and it's degrading... so nope! nope. or anything that leaves permanent marks, she's MUCH too vain to have any sort of scarring or branding or anything going on. robb really isn't into degrading cerenna. a.) cerenna would never let it happen (she's beautiful and perfect and that's what she wants to hear unless it's a brat-taming punishment thing) and b.) he'd feel too bad. my wife isn't a whore! nope! making her beg? FINE. but calling her a slut? NO.
o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
robb could die a happy man smothered to death by his wife sitting on his face too long, and cerenna could ride it till he actually does asphyxiate. HOWEVER, it was not always like this. robb certainly wasn't eating girls out on the regular before (he knew how, and did it occasionally on girls he really liked), but only when cerenna entered the scene did robb start LOVING IT. he loves making cerenna feel good in any way possible, and there are times where he can even use cunnilingus to exert power. sometimes he eats her out to shut her up, sometimes he eats her out to show her how good only he can make her feel. I have this scene written where robb and cerenna are arguing and he just lifts her up and just goes to town... robb LOVES proving his skill in this regard.
as for cerenna, she 100% sucks dick manipulatively. unlike robb, who only does this when situations arise, every time she gives head, she has an agenda. it's a major boost to the ego for her— being the one skilled enough to do this, especially when he comes quickly, moaning and bucking his hips. robb knows something's up when he's getting his dick sucked, but the rarity makes it much easier to get what she wants from him. he's blissed out and smiling, it's just "yes, my love, anything you want," and that's the end of it. it's not that cerenna doesn't enjoy fellatio occasionally, she just doesn't prefer it, and keeps it scarce for a reason.
p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
depends on the context of the situation. if it's a quickie or some rage-fueled coupling, they're fast and brutal and rough, but if they're in bed together or spending a lazy morning in, it's slow and worshipful and indulgent. they're very thorough lovers, both robb and cerenna ensure completion for the other every time (unless it's withheld on purpose), but it does arrive at a point to where they can make it quick and dirty or slow and drawn-out. it also depends on the type of orgasm they're after. it takes longer for a full-body, world-ending, mind-shattering finish, but for a hard and fast release, it's quicker than you think!
q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
robb and cerenna LOVE a quickie. they're the king and queen of the seven kingdoms, and before that, robb was fighting a war. they didn't have time for hours worth of lovemaking, so quickies were their religion for a while. they can't really keep their hands off each other for more than half a day, (I even have a little thing written where it's remarked that robb can't get off his wife to the point where they fuck at least thrice daily). of course when they have time, they prefer longer, more thorough times together— but if robb is hearing petitioners and cerenna gets randy, or if cerenna has a fitting and robb has a meeting, they're slipping into the hallway or pulling clothes to the side/up for a bit of fun.
r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
okay yes! and on multiple fronts!
with robbrenna, there are moments that can get a little... muddy when you examine them too closely. like cerenna will tell robb not to finish inside her or to stop because people are coming, but he doesn't listen to her and does what he pleases (which is what she pleases). cerenna secretly likes risk a great deal more than she lets on, and she also likes to complain, so she's always combining the two. the risk of pregnancy, the risk of being caught... they love this.
s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
our boy is not a two pump chump, so honestly they're not exceeding two or three rounds. also, cerenna is coming MULTIPLE TIMES in one go-round, so by the time robb comes once, cerenna's come like... three times? robb is very thorough— like I said! pleasure dom! HELLO! not to mention each round lasts an hour at least... so that's like three hours of straight nastiness. they have busy schedules come morning, they have to sleep at some point. they can also fuck in the morning after a nice 5 - 7 hours of rest. if cerenna's not fucking robb (who totally satiates her in 2 - 3 times), she could be up for more than that, but robb handles business. whether it's with his fingers or his tongue or his cock, even if it's just dry humping; he's getting her off. it becomes a point of pride after a while.
t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
well. I think they love restraints. and perhaps a blindfold from time to time? idk if these count as toys, but neither robb nor cerenna has an aegon ii dildo collection. sawrryyyy.
robb is definitely pulling cerenna's hands behind her back if he's fucking her from behind, and cerenna is taking an errant ribbon and tying robb's wrists above his head when she's feeling particularly fun and interesting. hashtag restraints nation.
In a modern au, I think it’d be similar. restraints, blindfolds, ice cubes, whipped cream, even situational stuff— like cherries/strawberries or champagne (think serena and nate in gossip girl). toys are always situational for them!! but they are a possibility!!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
cerenna LOVES to tease. it's a game to her, pushing robb to the point of no return. whether it's a game of footsy at a table together or sitting in his lap and pointedly ignoring how hard he is, even ragebaiting him into fucking her the way she wants... unravelling him and making him lose control and abandon that famous stark stoicism... yes. so into this. robb, on the other hand, is much too impatient to do this. there's a difference between denial and teasing, and while he can wield orgasm denial like a WEAPON, in no way can he hold back from fucking cerenna whenever the time is right. he's totally falling for all the traps cerenna is setting for him, even if he knows they're coming.
v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
robb and cerenna are LOUD. moaning, grunting, whining, whimpering, TALKING... they are wildly verbal and very, very noisy. the servants are definitely overhearing them when they're drawing their queen's post-sex bath, and they're all like "oh wow... um..."
the sex they have is nasty and wild and insane. they're definitely not staying quiet WHATSOEVER. you'd expect robb to be quietly grunting as cerenna is loud and crazy, but they're both equally noisy, I think. robb may be a bit quieter, but not by much. there are times where they have to be quiet and robb is covering her mouth when they do it, but most of the time, there's no need...
w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
this may be a bit... dubious, but cerenna has definitely slipped a love potion into robb's drink before. an aphrodisiac of some kind, but one that really gets robb wild. it led to a nasty, wild, sweaty, hours-long sex marathon, robb just couldn't get enough of her. his refractory period became non-existent, there was just a constant sea of need that could only be sated by cerenna and cerenna alone. sure, robb was a bit irritated he was dosed by his wife, but it was a win-win situation tbh so he wasn't that mad.
x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
I already spoke of robb stark cock at length, but let's rehash this for those who are new here:
Robb’s around 8.5 inches and like a little on the thicker side… like A NICE GIRTH but not tuna can level. Definitely hefty. Curved upwards pleasantly, too. he's also uncut, but the foreskin doesn't cover the tip entirely. also, it's pink. he's tall and quite athletic, and while he's not massively ripped, he's definitely strong. not bulky, but strong and defined. not fitness influencer-level chiselled, but certainly defined.
cerenna is slim, she's not particularly curvaceous, even as she has more children. to quote ned stark in agot, I'd describe her figure as "slender and graceful". her breasts are high and perky (probably because they're not that big), and while they do get bigger because of the changes childbirth brings about, it's not a massively drastic change. she has a slender waist and long legs like mama, I'd like to think.
y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
come on now. it's through the roof on both sides. not to be too repetitive, but they're not really good with impulse control. if cerenna needs robb now, they're fucking; if robb wants cerenna they're fucking, it's quite constant. they literally have sex multiple times a day, they rearrange their schedules to allow for this I'm not even kidding. at night when they have hours to themselves they'll often go multiple rounds, and they're basically horny all day when they can't get their hands on each other. it's sort of just constantly simmering in the background, they're ALWAYS ready. even when they're mad at each other, even when they're tired, even when someone's just come back from war or is fresh from battle... as long as it causes no injury and they're both healthy enough, they're good to go. and they go often.
z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
cerenna is definitely a constant yapper. even when she's been railed and wrecked six ways to sunday, she's still up to discuss politics or their family and pillowtalk her way into getting what she wants. she'll often get out of bed and brush her hair at her vanity, she'll put on her dressing gown and pour them some wine, she'll go for her post-sex bath every night so she's not a mess when she's sleeping (when she can walk, that is). robb, however, is honk shoo nation. he's tired as fuck. the moment he gets cerenna in his arms he's out like a light. he doesn't sleep very well when he isn't holding her, so he can keep awake... but once his face is buried in her hair and his arms are wrapped around her, he's gone. there's no saving him. he's in total dad-sleep.
