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solsah from bshs pov is insane because there's this guy who you fear but are in a far higher position than. he used to act like a psycho to the point where you wished he wouldn't even perceive you. he was the first person to show you compassion, taught you selflessness, and you worked so hard just for a little of his praise. he is endlessly altruistic to everyone but yourself. it seemed like he relished in your misery but then you realised it was an act but then you realised it wasn't. he hates you. he doesn't care about you. he will save you at the cost of his own life.

meanwhile kse is just like "huh I wonder why this guy is still here"

clockworkspider

Someone said "kim soleum doesn't fuck" which was for some reason the funniest thing to me. There's no reason to believe anyone fucks they're too employed for that.

zoey-mp3

Seeing people calling the baby Eridians “pebbles” is so funny to me because all I can imagine is Rocky and Grace talking about random things humans do when they are bored and grace mentions that he used to throw pebbles in rivers or kick them down the street as he walked and Rocky being horrified at his statement.

penandinkprincess

laughing about the idea of ilya over time being able to predict when shane is going to be brainstorming late into the night and then waking him up about something. shane has A Specific Look when this is going to happen, and ilya knows that even fucking him stupid isn't going to save him from being shaken awake at 3 am to have rapid-fire english happen at him.

someone at dinner is talking about the complexities of funeral arrangements and how hard it is to organize everything when already grieving and ilya sees The Look happening on shane's face at his side and is then just

knowing he's going to get woken up at fuck o'clock tonight to talk about the fully-detailed options of cremation versus burial shane is going to run past him.

the only preparation he can do is to wear his wedding ring to bed so when he wakes up he remembers that he loves this man even when he's yanking him out of a rem cycle to take him through a verbal powerpoint.

fioweress

i'm not immune to older korrasami

troy-barrett-love

Ilya stops smoking, because he knows it's bad for his health and Shane hates it. But sometimes, when it gets very stressful he still needs the familiarity if it, to just calm his mind.

Enter his best friend Troy Barrett.

One day after a shitty practice, Ilya is sitting by the back exit playing with his lighter. He doesn't have a cigarette to light.

Suddenly, Troy parks himself next to him and offers him something small, plastic and cylindrical.

It's bubbles.

Troy got them from a fan a few games ago, they were just sitting in his cubby every since then and he saw people doing it online, so he felt he might as well try it.

And it works.

Now whenever one of them gets stressed they find a quiet spot and start blowing bubbles.

Of course, at some point they get photographed and it turns into a giant meme (imagine something like smoking Ben Affleck, but bubbles).

It's great for their image though and a toy company offers to partner with them.

way-down-aevistown

hilarious bsh had been going "why is he doing all that" but he actually does know the reason and was just in denial about it. which he isn't anymore. meanwhile kse is going "why is he doing all that." and he genuinely has no idea it's because bsh has the fattest crush on him physically possible. he still has no idea.

nightmailer

cold storage

sith-shenanigans

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

sith-shenanigans

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

griefbespoke

rose landry gets cast as the lead in a film that's basically a lesbian version of heated rivalry, and she immediately tries to find a way to bring shane in as a hockey advisor but there's just no way he can make the time commitment. he can (and does!) help her with her skating in the off-season, but most of his year is tied up in hockey. so she asks if he knows anyone who might be interested in the gig, or if he has any recommendations, and it turns out that he does. it turns out that his boyfriend's childhood best friend knows everything there is to know about hockey, actually, and she is more than happy to point that out to you in great detail, and do you want me to pass along her number???

and rose does. she really, really does.

clockworkspider

They're a comedy duo. They're a tsundere with a crush and dense as brick MC. Both their EQ drops when they're dealing with each other. He pavlovian fear trained him then saved his life.

He taught him it's okay to save people. He's teaching him it's fine to be selfish.

And they were roommates once.

targetedknowledge

raven-matrices

Absolute gold in the replies

william-snekspeare

This is so real

pixellangel

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

pixellangel

yes ive been waiting for my moment

macabro

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

blacksheepcolorfulskin

After Ilya gets the call about his dad Cliff is the one who drives him home. He crashes at Ilya’s place and helps him pack and brings him to the airport. He’s also the one who picks him up when he gets back and he gives him the bestest big brother hug and pretends he doesn’t notice Ilya weeping.

argillaforma

Despite the two glasses of vodka, Ilya is not nearly drunk enough to be having this conversation.

"...But do you ever get like, shit on your dick?" Marley asks as he downs a handful of Lays bbq chips, crumbs getting stuck in his stubble. "Because one of my homeboys stuck it in his girl's ass once, and she shit on him."

Ilya sighs.

"No, no shit. You just need to have very thorough shower before," Ilya says, avoiding the topic of douching because he thinks Marley's brain might explode. "And not eat Taco Bell."

Marley's eyes widen. "No Taco Bell? Damn, I could never be gay."

Ilya gives him a weird look.

"But how do you decide who gets to stick it in who?" he asks. "Heads or tails?"

Ilya runs a frustrated hand over his face.

"Ah no, uh, we usually have pretty strict roles."

Shane is going to kill him.

"I thought you had to switch. Equality and all that."

"There is no have to, we like doing it like this."

"Okay, I have another question," Marley says.

"Of course you do."

"What is better, dick or pussy?"

"I think you don't know what bisexual means," Ilya says.