The Official Fart Bag of the USA

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

[hamigakimomo]

what are the signs of luigi

[dragondicks]

signs of luigi:

biscuit crumbs everywhere

distant sobbing sounds

sound of someone falling over in another room

[certifiedfartbag]

me in a a god awful Austin Powers impression at insanely high decibels nearly to the point of screaming: life makes me depressed baby!!!

my therapist: I know this is some sort of coping mechanism but I am begging you to give me information in virtually any other way

[twitterlols]

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

What are you supposed to do? Like in general?

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[mackseptiplier-blog]

[lordoftheinternet]

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

[flokidog]

what these are all true

[laleeya]

the purest tweet

[webcomicname]

[the-memedaddy]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

[certan]

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

[skinxpapi]

Aw fuck damn my heart

[waronidiocy]

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

[paper-mario-wiki]

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

[goon]

this post ruined me

[veryfunnymemes]

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[scienceasfuck]

Math is like an onion, the more you get into it, the more you cry

[m4thbian-deactivated20210723]

Those are tears of happiness

[unofficially-nasa]

You fucking nerd