Science as Fuck

I value consistency. For example, my blog and my life are both a joke

[wizardarchetypes]

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

[theoppositeofadults]

“our work should equip the next generation of women to outdo us in every field this is the legacy we’ll leave.”

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[academicssay]

every conference question ever | source: https://www.tiktok.com/@drglaucomflecken

[dreamnight0808]

He: ……Why?

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meme

[scienceasfuck]

Friend: haha we should eat 3.14 pies in honor of pi day

Me: or

Me: *leans in* we could never stop eating pies

[academicssay]

Active voice: I will write Passive voice: Writing will be done Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you always say you’ll write but never do

[cantabilechaos]

High schoolers: ugh that person is weird because they have some minor superficial differences from the rest of us what a freak

College students: I saw a dude with green hair riding a unicycle around campus I would literally kill to be that cool

[jerryterry]

Get horny damn you

Wh….

What?

[chongoblog]

Me, a zoologist, to the last two living pandas

[paper-mario-wiki]

Teeth aren't actually bones, they are made of keratin. Basically, they are finger/to nails.

shut up nerd teeth are bones

another nerd to add to my locker collection

in you go

[scienceshenanigans]

^FACTS

[sixpenceee]

Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

Source

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[heavensickness]

Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill

[melonmemes]

Solid evidence

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

[randomish-things]

This should not have made me laugh

[jewishdragon]

As a scientist I can confirm

[theinturnetexplorer]

[pixll-sparks-deactivated2021111]

Listen everyone just cause your in a scientific field doesn’t make you smart enough to not make mistakes in the field

[godyes]

[realniceusernamebro-deactivated]

10 000 Fuck