🏳️‍⚧️ I Certify Rats 🏳️‍⚧️

To get your entire blog certified, instead of just one post, send an ask with a picture of your rats with a piece of white paper that has your username handwritten in a black pen or marker on it. Your approval will be expedited if one of the rats holds the paper.

[certifiedratposts]

This is a blog about rats

Its ran by @hileynoteson, who uses she/it pronouns

Certified Rat Blogs

@oddcausingchaos (link)

submit your blog today! follow instructions in description

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[rat-counter]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

2 rats 🐀🐁

[certifiedratposts]

thats not how this works. thats not how any of this works

[apolladay]

pick one of the pets I’ve either had or want to have

Guinea pigs

hedgehog

blue and gold macaw

Gawfin cockatoo

dog

tortoise

rat

corn snake

degu

pick one of the pets I’ve either had or want to have

guinea pigs

hedgehog

blue and gold macaw

gawfin cockatoo

dog

tortoise

rat

corn snake

degu

Voting ended onFeb 7

[certifiedratposts]

Can we get a rat sweep folks?

[certifiedratposts]

RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS

[certifiedratposts]

:3

2 of them

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[apolladay]

pick one of the pets I’ve either had or want to have

Guinea pigs

hedgehog

blue and gold macaw

Gawfin cockatoo

dog

tortoise

rat

corn snake

degu

pick one of the pets I’ve either had or want to have

guinea pigs

hedgehog

blue and gold macaw

gawfin cockatoo

dog

tortoise

rat

corn snake

degu

Voting ended onFeb 7

[certifiedratposts]

Can we get a rat sweep folks?

[certifiedratposts]

Please send me pictures for a new profile picture and banner. All submitted pictures must be yours or released under a permissive license.

[ratsquinks]

the girls!

[certifiedratposts]

Certified Rat Art Post

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[controlaltyeet]

Embodiment of gluttony attempts to steal an egg to hoard for later

Hard boiled egg time was a success tho. Tired freaks now

[certifiedratposts]

Certified Rat Post

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[smallestbubs]

stickin that leggy allll the way out

[certifiedratposts]

Certified Rat Post

[certifiedratposts]

I should certify rats huh

[frontmansdefender]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

[salvageduderepoststhings]

@certifiedratposts

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Certified Rat Post

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[goodnightwindy]

4 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

3 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

1 day until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

happy wet rat wednesday

[public-universal-sister]

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

@rat-detector ?

[certifiedratposts]

Certified Wet Rat Post

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[shadowtherat]

Next up we have my late girl Pickle! Pickle was a red eyed marten, and I got her when she was just over 3 months of age. Pickle was a very interesting rat, being quite confident in many ways, but also being quite sensitive and more prone to spooking than her sisters. Pickle was a very active rat who excelled at agility-based tricks, and in particular she really loved to weave! Pickle also really enjoyed playing with her cagemates, and for the first year of their life she and her sister Olive and Donut could often be found playfully wrestling before cuddling up for a nap together.

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Unfortunately Pickle was not lucky with her health, and at 17 months old she developed a lump on her face below the ear. With the vets help we quickly determined this was a zymbals gland tumor, and we tried palliative care as those are unfortunately untreatable. Sadly Pickle went downhill quite fast, so I opted to humanely euthanize her - I do wish she had gotten more time with us, but I feel the short time she did have was very fulfilling and that she lived a good life, and that gives me solace.

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Overall Pickle was a sweet rat with lots of energy that loved to play and train - she was a great addition to my group and I was so lucky to have her.

[certifiedratposts]

Certified Rat Post

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[certifiedratposts]

I will certify posts tomorrow (probably) send me posts or face decertification

[horsefigureoftheday]

This is your sign to make a horse gimmick blog

[horse-breed-a-day]

this is ur second sign to make a horse gimmick blog

[horsedetector]

This is your third sign to make a horse gimmick blog

[only-horse-polls]

this is your fourth sign to make a horse gimmick blog

[sometimesanequine]

[horsefigureoftheday]

The reason I haven't suggested any gimmicks is that I believe a gimmick should come from the heart. That said, I really love dogs-in-movies-database and I would make a blog like that, but horse, if only I had the time. I also dearly miss @all-the-horses and have been praying for their return, or for someone else to take up their mantle 😔

[lore-of-breyer-horses]

Mwahahahahah

And just as my interests circle back to Breyer Horses.

A blog of insanity is born

[certifiedratposts]

This is ❌NOT❌ A 🏅CERTIFIED🏅 🐀Rat🐀 POST

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do not be fooled

[smallestbubs]

wet beasts

it's good to get them desensitized to water from a young age

[certifiedratposts]

Certified Rat Post

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[ratsquinks]

papaya hates when i put my hand in the hammock pls girl i just want to be part of the rat pile 😭

[certifiedratposts]

Certified Rat Post

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