Rat counter

I count rats

[rat-counter]

rats,

every so often I will recalibrate my crate of posts, accelerating the rate of which I administrate the garbage posts I feed you

corporates have berated us, accurately, that quantity is better than quality, comparatively. I am simply rational, and concentrate on being considerate.

Why curate great, decorated content, if it will decelerate the unconcentrated posts, leaving craters

I might as well defenestrate disfigurated defibrillators and bratty brats that eat dehydrated bureaucratic bratwurst, and deliberately degenerate demonstratable demonstrations, desecrate desperate deteriorating decorators, elaborately disintegrate laboratory doctorates, exaggeratingly evaporate eviscerated fraternities, incinerate frustratingly explorative generations that generate grated gratification, illustrate invigoratingly inspirational imperative iterations of irate irrational invertebrates, lacerate liberated illiterates, migrate moderately menstruating marathoners, narrate orchestrated oversaturated narrators, perforate perspirating pirates, rate rated rateable rats' rateability ratings, recalibrate rattlesnakes, refrigerate refrigerators, scratch scratchable scratchy separate strategic stratospheric strategized strategies, titrate temperately temperate temperatures, and tolerate triceratopses and wrathful velociraptors,

100 rats! 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁

[amateurhouronmars]

cooked… fried… toast… we should start using more cooking related words to represent bad situations. i’m so broiled for this upcoming exam. the economy is literally simmered. dude we’re so sautéed.

[rat-counter]

cooked… fried… toast… we should start using more cooking related words to represent bad situations. i’m so broiled for this upcoming exam. the economy is literally simmered. dude we’re so sautéed.

5 sautéed rats

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.

[rat-counter]

Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.

4 copper vein rats 🐀🐁🐀🐁

[homunculus-argument]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on my momma for raising me this damn stupid.

[rat-counter]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on my momma for raising me this damn stupid.

1 stupid rat 🐀

[mwg-drwg]

They're releasing a new DVD

[fistthewizard]

When?

[mwg-drwg]

4 November 2008

[peachie-o]

pretend this is that gif of drake clapping i can’t find it

[mwg-drwg]

It's a bit hard to imagine actually

[post-store]

$38.99

[val-does-stuff]

@rat-counter

[rat-counter]

11 rats 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀

[rat-counter]

who up being visible?

or something

idk

i havent really been on tumblr today and it feels too late to post something but weird not to post anything

[mushroom-sal]

i'm such a sucker for heavy eye imagery/symbolism in stories especially combined with misery and and a critique of injustice i love you the magnus archives i love you the spirit bares its teeth i love you lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events

[rat-counter]

i'm such a sucker for heavy eye imagery/symbolism in stories especially combined with misery and and a critique of injustice i love you the magnus archives i love you the spirit bares its teeth i love you lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events

5 rats 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀

[kresstalpuff]

Honey. I think that's 4.

[rat-counter]

that would appear to be true…

[aro-ace-axolotl]

I FOUND ANOTHER RAT

i'm such a sucker for heavy eye imagery/symbolism in stories especially combined with misery and and a critique of injustice i love you the magnus archives i love you the spirit bares its teeth i love you lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events

(it’s the purple one @rat-counter )

[rat-counter]

maybe my subconscious knew that and that's why I originally put 5

or maybe I'm just bad at my job

probably the latter

[homunculus-argument]

You ever see someone being a dickhead in traffic and think "man I hope you get the kind of shits where it's not even shits, just gas that makes you feel like you're gonna explode, and the whole bathroom starts smelling like burnt rubber while your asshole is beatboxing"

[rat-counter]

You ever see someone being a dickhead in traffic and think "man I hope you get the kind of shits where it's not even shits, just gas that makes you feel like you're gonna explode, and the whole bathroom starts smelling like burnt rubber while your asshole is beatboxing"

6 rats 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁

[mushroom-sal]

i'm such a sucker for heavy eye imagery/symbolism in stories especially combined with misery and and a critique of injustice i love you the magnus archives i love you the spirit bares its teeth i love you lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events

[rat-counter]

i'm such a sucker for heavy eye imagery/symbolism in stories especially combined with misery and and a critique of injustice i love you the magnus archives i love you the spirit bares its teeth i love you lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events

5 rats 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀

[kresstalpuff]

Honey. I think that's 4.

[rat-counter]

that would appear to be true…

[mushroom-sal]

i'm such a sucker for heavy eye imagery/symbolism in stories especially combined with misery and and a critique of injustice i love you the magnus archives i love you the spirit bares its teeth i love you lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events

[rat-counter]

probably 5 rats 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀

[sunny-draws-things]

GUYS PIRATING IS BAD.

DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS

[rat-counter]

GUYS PIRATING IS BAD.

DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS

12 piRATes 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[rat-counter]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

1 rat 🐀

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[petrodykeonicapocalypse]

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

[inthefallofasparrow]

[pezpenser205]

[breadblackout]

Bread (3)

[alfredo-zauce]

Has @fool-counter been here yet? Obviously not on this reblog chain

[fool-counter]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

fool count: 4

[rat-counter]

4 fucking dumb rats 🐀🐁🐀🐁

[felixeis003]

What if I show up in your asks.

👁️👁️

a celebrity....IN MY ASKS!!!!!!! If you have time....I await your judgement...am I a rat?

[felixeis003]

WAIT MORE IMPORTANTLY PLEASE IS THIS A RAT

[felixeis003]

i cannot stress enough how much more important the second question is.

[rat-detector]

[ratdetectortheninth]

@rat-counter We require your assistance.

[rat-counter]

20 rats 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁

[kaiasky]

listen up chucklefucks, i just gotta say. I'm not defending zir, but I'm sad zie deactivated. Like, i get that trauma lasts a long time and the good stuff is maybe easy to forget?? so maybe it's just like that. And my beloved mutual @/pompeyspuppygirl made a post about zir clout chasing behavior, which is pretty shitty behavior if it's true (and if we're canceling someone it had better be pretty severe). anyways now that zie's gone pompeyspuppygirl said it was okay to make this post (again, thanks ppg everyone go follow her --really everyone in this whole drama is worth a follow)

ANYways yeah zie was my mutual and like, reblogged a lot my smaller posts. (that isn't to discredit what my mutual pompeyspuppygirl is saying about zie clout chasing ofc). AND idk zie was always reblogging art from new and undiscovered artists and reblogging donation posts (which if you don't know is really bad if you're trying to clout chase...) (again, though, ppg is my mutual i believe her.) and like, remember on valentines day i tried to blaze zir posts and zie told me to stop because zie didn't want the posts to go viral? (but again ppg is my mutual and has a lot of proof in the Google doc I'm not trying to disprove that I'm just saying what else I know)

Idk, like i feel like a lot of people loved zir's blog a while back, bc like zie DID make some good posts?? So idk why everybody's acting like they aren't even a little bit sad.,. like ngl this feels like maybe all the reasonable people left to Twitter and all the Twitter refugees who love drama came here??? shdfhhdhdhdhdh haha but idk...look idk, i just, julie i do miss you. idk. more thoughts later sorry I'm getting worked up shshs

[rat-counter]

listen up chucklefucks, i just gotta say. I'm not defending zir, but I'm sad zie deactivated. Like, i get that trauma lasts a long time and the good stuff is maybe easy to forget?? so maybe it's just like that. And my beloved mutual @/pompeyspuppygirl made a post about zir clout chasing behavior, which is pretty shitty behavior if it's true (and if we're canceling someone it had better be pretty severe). anyways now that zie's gone pompeyspuppygirl said it was okay to make this post (again, thanks ppg everyone go follow her --really everyone in this whole drama is worth a follow)

ANYways yeah zie was my mutual and like, reblogged a lot my smaller posts. (that isn't to discredit what my mutual pompeyspuppygirl is saying about zie clout chasing ofc). AND idk zie was always reblogging art from new and undiscovered artists and reblogging donation posts (which if you don't know is really bad if you're trying to clout chase...) (again, though, ppg is my mutual i believe her.) and like, remember on valentines day i tried to blaze zir posts and zie told me to stop because zie didn't want the posts to go viral? (but again ppg is my mutual and has a lot of proof in the Google doc I'm not trying to disprove that I'm just saying what else I know)

Idk, like i feel like a lot of people loved zir's blog a while back, bc like zie DID make some good posts?? So idk why everybody's acting like they aren't even a little bit sad.,. like ngl this feels like maybe all the reasonable people left to Twitter and all the Twitter refugees who love drama came here??? shdfhhdhdhdhdh haha but idk...look idk, i just, julie i do miss you. idk. more thoughts later sorry I'm getting worked up shshs

30 rats 🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪🐀🔪🐁🔪

[rat-counter]

As one of the rat detectors, I greatly appreciate your efforts to count all the rats that are mentioned within posts. Ratspeed!

- @ratdetectortheninth

As one of the rat detectors, I greatly appreciate your efforts to count all the rats that are mentioned within posts. Ratspeed!

- @ratdetectortheninth

7 rats 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀

[patientno7]

Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

[fool-counter]

Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

fool count: 2

[adding-girls-to-posts]

A girl laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

fool count: 2 girls

[duckwithdeviousintent]

@rat-counter I feel you are needed here

[rat-counter]

Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

1 rat