#sniped

[youllstealannuduh]

Story time

So there was snow at my bus stop right

on the other side of the wall we all hang out on

im feeling a little playful so I jump down to grab some

I pop back up with a snowball and my boyfriend books it into the road, bestie waddles away a little and brodude just stares at me

I don’t care, I’m gonna make a sick ass mini snowguy

bestie tries to take my snowball after I set it down on the brick to which I immediately protest with a sad little squeak

she puts it back and throws the remnants at my boyfriend who is very warily coming back

they start play fighting

I don’t pay attention, I’m giving snowguy an even smaller head

I decide I hate it after it’s built and JUST as brodude is waddling over to pat its head I just

slam my hand down on top of it and it gets hella squished

by this point, bestie is yelling “MILO IVE BEEN SHOT” and boyfriend is laughing while he apologizes, they’re both laughing, it’s fine, whatever (he accidentally elbowed her chest)

but brodude just says “NOOOOOOOOO” after I squish snowguy and this MOTHERFUCKER

TAKES WHATS LEFT OF SNOWGUYS BODY

AND FUCKING

HURLS IT

AT MY FACE

I start yelling “I BEEN SHOT EVERYONE GET DOWN THEYVE GOT A SNIPER”

everyone’s laughing at me, I can’t see cuz there’s snow in my eye

I kneel over to get my bearings, lose my footing. No big deal, right?

wrong. So, so very wrong.

you see, there is a HILL on the other side of this wall.

next thing I know, I’m doing fucking somersaults down this thing, getting all snowy and muddy and laughing while everyone else laughs at me

when I get to the bottom I just kinda lay there and I hear bestie go “OH MY GOD WAY TO GO YOU KILLED HER”

I pop back up laughing and trek back up this hill to haul my short ass over the wall and seek comfort from bestie because everyone’s still laughing at me

and then she tells me I looked adorable rolling down the hill so I abandon her and go seek comfort from the boyfriend

then the bus got there and I’m walking home from the stop right now and it’s cold and there’s SNOW IN MY HOODIE and I’m wet but yeah it was pretty cool

chaos is a regular occurrence

[birdifulhuman]

Sometimes I draw Dndads :D

[aithusiel]

Reasons why I am a good friend:

1) I am *patiently* waiting to watch the new pjo series until my friend comes back so they can watch it with me.

2) see reason number 1

3) see reason number 2

4) never gonna give yo--

*sniper shots*

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Spy x Family [2023]

[slaygentford]

maybe civil war would've been good if s-

[gentrychild]

Why does AFO insist on putting people he loves in vaults? :( It's not very

Okay so were you sniped by AFO for having such wring and hateful opinion or by Horikoshi's snipers to prevent you from revealing secrets?

[keroseneinhalers]

LISTEN if i was a twitch streamer id get in so much drama i’d start by pretending to be a cute little man. cute is very important. i’ll cut my hair for this. man is also important because everyone knows women are the devils spawn. once i have my ranboo like army of the girls the gays and the theys ill secretly make a bunch of burners and gaslight my fans into being dedicated. once i hit ten million i do GINGER CON in washington dc. the location is very important. i am going to overthrow the Us gov