sexualizing that old man is a full-time job

lucian || 27 || they / he like if gonzo from the muppets only shopped at the farmer's market

[depsidase]

[girlwarlock]

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

not to recommend fics on main but. read this.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

i haven't seen it be posted on tumblr but it deserves to be . it fucking rips (positive)

i'm pretty sure the author's tumblr is @ceruleanspruce so . hi. i love your fic

[ceruleanspruce]

hi I barely use Tumblr anymore but this is so sweet thank you! I cherish winny and he deserves friends :)

[jakobslock]

Playing Psychonauts 2 with my partner and they said to me verbatim at the wedding bit "If you don't go to our wedding with your titties out like that I'm going to be so disappointed in you"

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

[selamat-linting-deactivated2022]

likes to cast, reblogs to charge

[doggosource]

[crystaltoa]

HEY. I’m on a RAMPAGE OF DESTRUCTION over here. Aren’t ya gonna FUCKING STOP ME?

[orteil42]

tfw no gf

[orteil42]

this is from 2014 why the fuck did i make this. i completely forgot. is anything real

[molabuddy]

pokemon trainer that shouts "get his ass" every time they order their pokemon to attack

[773]

i always wanted to draw a bunch of phone straps on a flip phone

[tuinendraws]

Yakuza 3, or as I like to call it “Who put all these mandatory combat sequences in my Dad Simulator 3000?″

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

i still think these are funny

[catbountry]

Same.

I don’t give a fuck.

[letsallgotothelobby]

[questionablepastries]

[celebrityskinmp3]

voted time magazines most girly boy whos not a boy or girl or a man or woman just like person but in a boy girlfriend way of all time

[solardrake]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

losing my mind over this thread at r/neverbrokeabone

[womanonthehill]

PLS

[nayohme]

an air fryer is not a fryer nor is it a microwave its a desktop convection oven i wish more people understood this and i wish that the gulf war never happened

[zhabk4]

that's how kiryu falls when he loses a fight