Orange Juice Addiction

Why he scream?

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

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[synthbutch-deactivated20210226]

[pocket-stars]

[kinavu]

[abra-ka-dammit]

[thepakdefect]

guess what today is gonna be. self love/care Sunday.

[cannibalchicken]

[chelseastingel]

Spheal on the beach, what will they do??

[fiyunae]

[dethpsun]

Floating Wolf

My next art show is in Portland, Oregon. March 3, 2023 at Nucleus Portland

[reverse-mermaid]

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

[reverse-mermaid]

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[shin-holly]

CHRIST

[only-tiktoks]

[leoriowithaknife]

[ID: The video begins with a person showing the package for a padlock. Over the video is a TikTok comment which reads "master lock has a bounty on this mans head". The person making the video begins narrating: "You won't believe this lock's special feature. It's a Master Lock model 570 maximum pick resistant pad lock. It has 5 pins, including some security pins and, if you look carefully inside the key weight, you can actully see where they put the disappointment." The video ends with the person jamming a pick into the lock, which opens it instantly. end of ID]

[partypuppynastja]

As a lockpicking hobbyist: it really is like that.

I have many padlocks (and other, uh, lockable devices) to which I probably have the keys somewhere but it's frankly quicker to pick (or in some cases, technically bypass but what most people would still call picking) the lock than find the right key.

And usually yes, that quickly.

And those tiny padlocks, to go on luggage (or, uh, other things that need tiny locks)? No need even for lockpicks, a paperclip will suffice to open it in 0.1s

[stavarosthearcane]

Now I'm used to seeing this sort of thing as I frequent the lockpickinglawyer's youtube channel so I am familiar with how Masterlock's products consistently fail to resist even the most low skill picking. Which is why when I heard the brand "masterlock" and saw the person had a wave rake (a tool for low skill picking) I knew this wouldn't take long...

I was not expecting the visceral nature of this picking; the single thrust and twist, the casual toss, the verbal disdain, the sense like you just watched something be swiftly gutted.

It was an experience.

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[mister-girl]

I want this shirt so bad

[im-so-3008]

You can get the shirt HERE!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Putting you finger in another person’s mouth and putting your finger in another persons nose fall on the different ends on the broad spectrum of sexual arousal.

[adammuto]

No. 105

[nikonikonek000]

[pusheen]

[brightlotusmoon]