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why would u fix her when u can join her in her insanity

I'm evil and I talk too much and I'm lowkey stupid

got put on 2 weeks of sick leave by my doctor and my boss is already asking for me in 7am Monday morning fml

#I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB #i hate my boss #genuinely she should be glad its just sick leave and im not quitting all together #lesbian #butch

shauna shipman I will defend you forever

#my babyyy my baabbbyyy #shauna shipman #shauna defender #yellowjackets #lesbian #butch

have I made plans with 3 different people with £40 to my name rn yes I did and what

#and i can afford it because im pure of heart #and if youre pure of heart you dont mind living off noodles for the rest of the month #lesbian #butch #nothing in my savings btw #£40 and a dream

don't you love it when you work the 7am opening shift by yourself and a parent brings their kid in at 6.55am before you get the chance to deal with the mess the literal boss and owner of the business left the night before

#she brought her own asshole kids in who poured paint popcorn and cereal everywhere that she never bothered to hoover #and a full bin that wasnt taken out and i cant take out for another 2 hours until more staff arrive #dont work in childcare #ESPECIALLY PRIVATE BUSINESSES #lesbian #butch #childcare

I actually love millennials and feel maternal towards them even though some of them hate us like please guys I don't find you cringe

#maybe bc my sister is a millennial and shes my day 1 fav and can do no wrong so she makes the generation better idk #lets stop fighting and find love in our hearts guys #just smoked #gen z #millennial

got drunk and removed my own ingrown toenail with my own sheer strength and a smosh video for ambience happy pride

#lesbian #butch #pride month #smosh

I have a deep, unexplainable hatred for horses I despise them and it's not even fear its just straight disgust

#proud horse hater #and sometimes the people that ride them #get that shit out of here literally wdym you ride horses #weee haha im riding a disgusting beast #freaks #even rdr2 is a push #lesbian #butch #horse #nobody and no one can convince me otherwise idc if that thing removed your grandmothers tumour im not entertaining it #princess diana herself could come back to life and say hey pet my horse and id say no fucking way what are you thinking girl

I think I'm growing third nipple

I have a teams meeting in an hour and my laptop has decided to shit itself

#i hate my job #dont work in childcare #lesbian #butch

I've accidentally trained my cat to run to my bed at the sound of gunshots because put my heating pad on in bed while I play my xbox, so he associates gunshots with a warm cozy spot to sleep

#lesbian #butch #xbox #hes stupid but so smart #i get cold without the blanket on so i turn on the heated matress topper #he lays his head on the pillow while i play #id die for him

never realised I have a type until now

#amanda lehan canto #courtney eaton #lucy dacus #smosh #yellowjackets #lesbian #butch

fatluka

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

weeping over boygenius summer 2023 my life has changed so much since then

#god i miss them #i never thought id be hit with nostalgia while watching the not strong enough music vid #like wdym nostalgia it came out yesterday actually #i love being a butch i love being a lesbian #im so weepy #lesbian #butch #lucy dacus #julien baker #phoebe bridgers #boygenius

forsapphics

Proud hairy legged Lesbo!

can we manifest me either getting fucked or doing the fucking please my vibrator is on its last legs I've been single for YEARS

#lesbian #butch #manifest

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