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TEXT ☕ LENNIS

Idris: So good news, you're officially the coolest Lennox in Auradon. Or at least, the coolest in Auradon City. I met your name-twin at a Crownbucks earlier today and she straight up SUCKED. Can you sue someone for ruining the good Lennox name? Because if you can, you should.

Lennox: I have a NAME TWIN??? Some parents out there must WANT their child to get run over mysteriously, wtf!!!

Lennox: But also, good. If you liked other Lennox better I'd really have to expedite my plan to off her, and I've got other things I'm working on right now :-p

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TEXT 💵 LENYO

Yoyo: I DON'T NEED INFLATABLE ABS! I have two perfectly good ones of my own and they're drawing in crowds, CROWDS I tell you! The Chia Pet though might be a cute idea. I think something ALIVE might be a welcome change to all the cyber stuff I surround myself with lol.

Yoyo: Because! You're going to rule the world one day anyway, why not now? I'm aligning myself with you in preparation of that day, after all.

Lennox: Do you actually have two abs, or do you just have RIBS JUTTING OUT OF YOUR SCRAWNY STOMACH? And yes! Chia pet, Chia pet! So mad those fell out of style and succulents came in instead, they're significantly less hilarious.

Lennox: Ruling the world sounds like too much responsibility, I just want to rule like a fun little biker gang or something instead. Turbo speed only, though. Since you're on my team you can make them go faster than the average bike gang, it's only fair.

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text 💬 lenyo

Yoyo: Don't be jealous, Lenny, you'll always be my number one girl, no matter HOW MANY WOMEN CLOUD MY DMS.

Yoyo: Paige invited me over to fuck TONIGHT because the thought of me naked stirs her loins. I'm lowkey postponing that one just because I'm preeeetty sure she doesn't know I've never done *that* before. That and I have like... an actual date with Chloe! Can you believe it? Me and like the prettiest girl at ASU?

Lennox: SOME DAYS I ENJOY BEING SUCKED UP TO. Today is not one of those days!!! I know you're full of crap, you're already all goony just from DMs!

Lennox: Never say 'loins' again unless we're chowing down on some pork, dude. Also, don't postpone it. The first time's never good, just get it over with with a hot rando like Paige and then call it a day. And no, I can't believe it, because GROW SOME BETTER EYES. Also, she's like, a nanostep above Emery 😬 Like, literally a bunny rabbit away from being just as lame.

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text 💬 lenyo

Yoyo: Poor, poor, sad Lennox. How does it feel to be so blind that you completely miss what an absolute STUD your friend is? Unlike you, I don't even have to go to a party to get dibsed, apparently! I'VE GOT A DATE! AND ALSO A DICK APPOINTMENT I THINK? WHERE I'M THE DICK IN QUESTION?

Lennox: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Lennox: You can't say I'm wrong until you tell me who's supposedly thirsting after YOU. If you say it's like Emery Gothel or something every word you just typed is DISQUALIFIED.

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TEXT 💵 LENYO

Yoyo: OKAY, RUDE! I was willing to spend like at least half of it on you, but then you just HAD to go and be hateful! I have abs now, kind of! Maybe YOU should get one of those tank tops! Maybe that's what I'll do with my money!

Lennox: And I still think my 20/80 ratio is good but if you want to spend 50 on yourself you could toss in inflatable abs and a Chia Pet? I just think you'd be really good at raising one of those, and I've never gotten to see one in real life.

Lennox: Also, me with abs of steel would be too much for the world to handle. Why would you give me that kind of power?

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TEXT 💵 LENYO

Yoyo: Guess who just found a HUNDRED dollar bill on the floor? THIS GUY 😁 I'm not even kidding, a full hundro was just lying around with no one to claim it so it's MINE now! What shall I use my newfound wealth on? The world is my oyster!

Lennox: You should use part of it on one of those tank tops that has abs on it to make you look more jacked than you actually are, and then spend the rest of it on your favorite friend Lennox.

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text 💬 lenyo

Yoyo: Why wasn't I invited to this party?! I want to be entering rooms and having people dibs on me!!

Lennox: People are only going to be dibsing you if they're trying to rob you blind and cruise away on your jetpack, be careful what you wish for!

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TEXT 💬 RINNOX

Rita: Is it an abuse of power to play a song I recorded during my night show on AuraFM?

Rita: To be fair, issa smash and also proof that sometimes writing when you're horngry IS infact a good idea.

Lennox: Probably, but doesn't that just make it more fun?

Lennox: Is your song a banger about BEING horngry, though? Because if it is take my probably to a HELL YES.

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💬 for Colton maybe or Hadie or Kendall (and if you wanna save one for my future genie son or baby tomago you can too or else i'll just send one again tbh)

https://lennoxcalhoun.tumblr.com/post/651728855074308096/text-lenyo

https://lennoxcalhoun.tumblr.com/post/651728797786357760/text-coltox

https://lennoxcalhoun.tumblr.com/post/651729018876542976/text-lennu

https://lennoxcalhoun.tumblr.com/post/651728924267724800/text-kennox

SEND 💬 FOR A RANDOMLY GENERATED TEXT !!

#//i was gonna format it pretty since i HAVE TO POST IT PUBLICLY #but god the effort #sorry #answered #asuyoyo #asucolton #asukeanu #asukendall

text 💬 lennu

Lennox: The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.

#//you didn't ask for this but IT SPOKE TO ME #//random number 186 #text #text:keanu #asukeanu #keanupelekai #//i could have saved this for your aladdin boy but like #OH WELL

text 💬 kennox

Lennox: I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

#//honestly this could have been for him or hadie i wasn't sure alskfjalfsa #//random number 191 #text #text:kendall #asukendall #kendallandersen