IM CRANKING FUCKING 90'S TEA.

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                WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN?! 

           heavily headcanon based    //    CESAR FEVER of FRIDAY NIGHT FEVER! 

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if it could be said that perhaps fever, the mayor of this town, was a little on edge sometimes. perhaps from the way he always seemed to be clenching his jaw, or how their shoulders were never relaxed back, perhaps it was even the perpetual “oh for fucks sake” look in their eyes whenever they were encountered. well .. that, or maybe it’s the fact that he’s always carrying a loaded gun and hunting knife around. both of those examples were pretty obvious indicators that he was a pretty “don’t fuck with me” type of guy .. so why was this dude and his girlfriend following him around?

he’d tried to shrug it off, taken a few scattered turns to hopefully lose them -- but nope, they were still right on his ass, and it was starting to fuck with him. he took the opportunity to quickly turn a corner, before  an alleyway. a slightly shuddering hand moved into his suit jacket and pulled out the gun from the seemingly infinite storage cavity within. they laid in wait for several long moments, until he saw a flash of blue and red, and he took his opportunity to strike. 

“ what the FUCK do you want? “ the click of the gun as that shows first, then cesar revealed themselves, violently tackling the blue haired individual as his girlfriend .. seemingly didn’t understand what was going on? he pointed the gun at the other’s temple, scowl on his face ( which seemed to be faintly glowing a bright pink ) as he tried to assess whether or not this dude was a threat to him or not. “ ... wait a minute, you’re not .. “ a cop? he didn’t look like a cop, most of those guys were either tough and broodish, or dressed up in their stupid little uniforms for their first day. 

“ well shit. sorry about that. “  they stood up, freeing the other from their position of being pinned down about to be shot by some stranger. he still held the gun in his hand, but his expression didn’t seem at all hostile now -- the pink glow had even vanished ( for the most part ) as well. “ .. you’re not a cop -- so what do you want? you here to fight for my title or something? “ that was a lot less annoying then the police, so he could manage with that at least. 

                                                                          //  @beep-bo-bop​ 

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“ juro por dios que... “ mumbled fever as he moved to open the door to his office. if this was peakek again, he was going to blow their head clean off, he thought as he squeezed the gun he held in his hands tightly. however, once the door swung open and he was greeted with .. not a damn nuisance, he let out a silent sigh of relief. “ oh .. hello, whoever you are. “ he offered casually, before walking back over to his desk and taking an eased seat into it, putting his feet on the desk before he looked over towards the stranger.

“ so. what are you here for? a complaint? the department’s currently accepting letters. “ a broad gesture to a trash can across from his desk, filled to the brim with crumpled up pieces of paper, as well as a few scattered around the trash can ( tosses he’d missed from across his desk ) that he clearly didn’t care to pick up. “ if it isn’t that, then what can i help you with? knock yourself out, bud. “ surprisingly enough, he felt in a relaxed mood right now, he was hoping this stranger wouldn’t ruin it. 

                                                                            //   @funkinboyfriend​ ! 

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if there was one thing that cesar could recognize, it was other demons or demonic types. he had spent his entire life with them -- was one himself -- so any time he was around them, he tended to be able to spot them out pretty easily. however, he wasn’t used to things going the opposite way for him -- so when he was called out to by another demon -- in a tongue only demons knew -- he froze up for a second, his skin’s dark hue brightening up a bit with a purple glow -- its natural hue. he turned around to face the other, pointing at himself with the hand that didn’t have an armed weapon in it. 

" are you talking to me? “ he asked, knowing he’d have to go along with this whole thing since -- well, he had replied. of course it was obvious now that he understood this language .. so much for the entirely human persona thing. shit! he really has to work on that .. especially if he’s gonna evade the cops forever. whatever, he’s already in this deep, and he’ll fight if he has to. 

                                                                            //   @mayheminmars​ !​

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❥  quick headcanon post baby!! let’s go!!! 

first one is the most important, although cesar is very open with how he feels for the most part, constantly getting angry and displeased with how stupid fever town is, he tends to be very bad at expressing positive emotions unless they’re either jokes, him being smarmy, or his more genuine side only tea sees. he’s a pessimist by all means and he lets that show by being a mega jerk to people more often than not, pushing them away and keeping them at a distance due to his rampant trust issues. he’s kinda out of touch with positive emotions, and is awful at expressing them unless he’s had time to work on them w that exact person ( gestures to tea as an example of how he’s working on that ). 

speaking of tea, he likes her a lot. he’s never had a relationship before, tea having been the first person to break through the tough outer shell he has around his heart. thanks to this, he kinda has separation anxiety with her, afraid she’ll be gone someday out of nowhere or that something will happen to her without him there to protect her. when he handles business in town he always takes her with him saying “they” have stuff to do, because the idea of not being able to protect her ( especially after peakek makes it clear he was spying on them, and just .. taki’s existence ) in any situation makes him extremely anxious. if he is away from her for too long he’ll do things like pick at his skin or fidget a lot, plus he’s a lot easier to anger when he’s on his own since he’s super on edge. 

he’s actually on fine terms with like .. every boyfriend esp classic, soft, and neo, he thinks he’s cool if anything. ( coughs @ multigrounds ) and the two of them have friendly rap battles from time to time. he also tends to get along well with other demons and criminals bc :handshake emoji: MY MAN. he dislikes angels on the other hand, ironically since some bfs are angels, and despises police. 

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oh fuck quick starter call btw lmao

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another day. another complaint from someone about some chaotic shit happening in town. he, as the mayor, had to deal with it every time -- which really got annoying after the  first few times! you have no idea how annoying the crazies in this town get after the first few encounters. god forbid if he saw peakek again, he was sure he was going to have to get arrested again rather than deal with his shit. “ shit .. what the fuck kinda complaint is this? “ he entered the club, only to find the apparent source of chaos ... wait a minute.

“ bruh. “ they said without thinking, hands in their pockets. “ you’re the one causing shit? heh -- no way. you’re like - “ cut to the loudest fucking sound of glass shattering he’s ever heard in his life. “ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ?! “ 

                                                                            //   @smllestmod​​ ! 

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shit. he didn’t think he’d have to be dealing with this crazy nut again -- especially while he was alone. in a way, he was grateful that tea wasn’t here for that reason -- even if his separation anxiety was starting to irk him. at least this way, she wouldn’t have to deal with whatever crazy shit went down next. he checked his gun -- loaded this time -- making sure the safety was off before he prepared to fight her if he needed to. “   can we not right now? i’d really prefer if i don’t have to empty a clip into you for being crazy. “ 

                                                                             //   @prayerkills​​ ! 

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oh fuck quick starter call btw lmao

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oh fuck quick starter call btw lmao

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“ god fucking dammit, here we go .. “ 

[bananahkim]

Fever!!!!!!!!!!!

[thelittle-hachiemi]

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