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big e: *calls cesaro handsome and suave*

me: big e has never-

big e: *calls cesaro THICK AF*

me: BIG E HAS NEVER LIED

DID I MENTION HE IS THICK A F?!

Big E speaking FACTS about Cesaro (via gravityforgot)

When you’re the architect but you don’t have a foundation

*watches the cruiserweight division matches*

me: *sad* yo, where is our boy neville, though?

“Holy my scarf, bruh.”

“I got you, fam.”

“Go redesign, rebuild, reclaim your COUCH, buddy.”

i’m in love with kevin owens

Big Cass: "Who does he think he is Santa Claus?"

Chris Jericho: “MAYBE I’LL COME DOWN THERE AND SIT ON YOUR LAPS!”

Enzo:

Kevin Owens:

Big Cass:

Chris Jericho:

Big Cass: What?

Chris Jericho: What Nothing

Chris Jericho: I love you

chris jericho: *threateningly talks about sitting on a man's lap*

Jericho adding stupid idiot crowds who chant for CM Punk on the list.

wwe: *showcases new incredibly talented stars in the cruiserweight division*

crowd: *chants cm punk instead*

CM Punk died in the octagon. Please stop chanting for him.

any crowd that uses the cm punk or randy savage chant is automatically terrible and doesn’t deserve any of the wrestlers’ time

Me: *wants The New Day to stay tag champs*

Me: *wants to see Cesaro and Sheamus as tag champs*

Me: :^(

Somewhere out there, Tyson Kidd is in tears while making a Sheamus dart board.

we are so blessed to share this earth with someone as pure as rich swann

[siren blaring]