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Happy Birthday Nagisa! (August 1st)
I donât want to give up. I want to stay in the swim club, and I want to decide all kinds of things for myself!
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[TEXT] Do you even love me? ( :lllllllllllll do you mako. do u even )
[TEXT]: If this is about the market being out of saba today, thatâs not my fault! Itâll be there tomorrow, letâs go look again then!
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
Although it wasnât really habitual for the dolphin to check his phone, he did leave it on in case any incoming calls or messages happen to come his way. What with being in university and allâŠ.
âŠbut now, he was having second thoughts.
     â ⊠MaâŠkotoâŠ.?â
Should he even reply to this?
  It was innocent fun! -for his classmates. The orca may or may not have wandered into a party by accident and become the focus in a game of âget the phoneâ. It was only after a half hour of paranoid following other people that he finally got it back from a rather inebriated second year and was able to check his messages.
  Oh gOd.
[TEXT]: IGNORE THAT TEXT!
  But thereâs still words on the screen! Maybe Haru wonât check--but now heâs texted twice and heâd be more likely to check now, RIGHT? He just needs to get that off the screen, maybe he wonât scroll?? (yeah, right.)
[TEXT]: LDJNALCKMLED
[TEXT]: DS
[TEXT]: asdfg
[TEXT]: lawjckme
  There! Now technically....itâs not on the screen.
                                          does he even like bacon?
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
âYouâre cute and Iâm horny. You thinking what Iâm thinking?â
âI see you like cardio⊠wanna go back to my place and do it together?â
âIâm sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think theyâre missing an angel.â
âHold my hand? Iâm afraid Iâm getting lost in your eyes.â
âIs that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.â
âAre you a pokemon? Because Iâd like to peek-at-chu.â
âIf I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, Iâd have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.â
âMaybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. Itâs back at my house, so weâd have to go there butâŠâ
*Spills a drink on your shirt* âIâm so sorry! But if itâs any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.â
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
âIâm sorry, have we met before?â
âI donât know you, but thanks.â
âYouâre a very nice guy/girl, you know that?â
âWe only just met⊠but Iâd really like to see you again.â
âDo you think you could move your ass out of my friendâs seat?â
âItâs none of your business. We just met.â
âHey Iâm [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if youâd pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?â
âIâm so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.â
âOh shit. I didnât mean to trip you I swear, Iâm sorry.â
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
âDid you get that email I sent you last night?â
âNo, Iâm serious. She/he brought a flask to work.â
âI overheard the boss and I think youâre about to be put up for a promotion!â
âI know what youâve got in that top drawer.â
âI canât believe youâre drunk at work.â
âYou know, most people watch porn at home.â
âYour Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.â
âStop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I canât even open Gmail!â
âIf you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe youâd have a chance at a promotion too.â
âYouâve been working here for 6 years and you donât know where the break room is?â
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
âDidnât you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!â
âWe lost the playoffs.â
âThe girls team beat the boys!â
âI heard he/she got called into the principalâs office.â
âApparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.â
âI heard they were fucking in the bathroom.â
âShe/heâs been paying people to do their homework!â
âShe/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.â
âI canât believe weâre graduating this year.â
âBeing a freshman sucks.â
âI slept with a sophomore last weekend.â
âShe/he told me they were a junior!â
âWhy are those freshmen staring at you?â
âIs there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?â
âHow come everyone suddenly knows who I am?â
âDid you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!â
âI canât believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.â
âI definitely failed that test.â
âI got an A on my essay!â
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
âWow, thereâs a stick wedged so far up your ass I donât think I can even pull it out.â
âIâm sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.â
âUranus called and said Iâm huge and in the way.â
âIâm searching⊠searching⊠oh. Well would you look at that. I couldnât find any fucks to give.â
âWhatâs the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.â
âJust because thatâs mistletoe hanging above us doesnât mean Iâm going to kiss you.â
âTake a picture, itâll last longer.â
âAt this point you might as well ask for my autograph.â
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
âYou know Iâm right! Iâm always right!â
âShut up. Just shut up!â
âI donât need to listen to this.â
âYouâre lying.â
âI canât believe youâd say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.â
âI canât look at you.â
âDonât fucking touch me.â
âIf you say one more word, I swearâŠâ
âPipe down, youâre making a scene.â
âWhatâs wrong with you?â
âNow I know why people think youâre neurotic.â
âYou must be crazy.â
âI'm not backing down.â
âYou canât hide the truth forever, you know.â
âWhatâs your issue?â
âYou make me so angry.â
âThis has nothing to do with you.â
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
âAnd⊠and I love you! Itâs what Iâve been trying to tell you all along.â
âI donât know how to say it. But you know what Iâm trying to say, right?â
âIâve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I⊠I want to try with you.â
âYouâre the one that I want.â
âI don't care. I donât give a shit, donât you get it? I donât give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.â
âPlease donât say that. You know youâre the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.â
âI canât stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but youâre still the only thought on my mind.â
âI want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.â
âIâve always been afraid of commitment, okay? Thatâs why I sleep around.â
âIâve never wanted to give love a try until now.â
âPlease, donât leave me.â
âI need you more than you will ever know.â
âI love you more than I could ever express in words.â
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
âI didnât fuck him/her, I swear!â
âI brought vodka and ice cream.â
âYou left your anal beads at my house. Wait⊠no, theyâre just normal mardi gras beads.â
âI canât believe you went without me!â
âI love you, I love you so much and you just donât see it. What am I supposed to do?â
âI know youâre sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!â
âI canât find my apartment and I couldnât stop thinking about you.â
âLet me in! I think Iâm gonna throw up.â
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
âWhat do you think about this outfit?â
âBend over.â
âItâs not going to get up by itself, you know.â
âI thought youâd be bigger.â
âWhere did we leave those damned handcuffs?â
âI canât find my vibrator.â
âJust set your phone on vibrate!â
âI want to fuck you until youâre raw and shaking.â
âThatâs it⊠do a little striptease for me.â
âYou can watch⊠but you canât touch.â
âBe quiet! Theyâre going to hear us.â
âAnd get this⊠the new toy? It glows in the dark.â
âIâve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?â
âI want to be on top.â
âThat is one fine ass.â
âYou look like a screamer.â
âLet me tie you up.â
âWhatâll our safeword be?â
âI love making you squirm.â
âNot my neck! Itâs summer, I canât wear a turtleneck in the sun.â
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I canât stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldnât care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I canât stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me⊠and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You canât have me if you canât even get the three Câs. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] Iâm in the bath⊠come join me?
[TEXT] Donât tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes Iâll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] Youâve been naughty, Iâm going to punish you.
[TEXT] I canât believe you just sent me that. Iâm at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and⊠well, Iâm in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and Iâm waiting with them at the hospital but I canât do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and Iâm stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I donât know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
Captain to Captain :>
    âAdvice?â Surprised that anyone would ask him for advice on how to be a captain-- and someone from most likely a better team, too, Makoto had to pause for a second as he gathered his thoughts.
    âAre you sure Iâm the one to ask?â He tilted his head and offered a sheepish smile. It was true that he helped to keep the team together and organize joint practices with Samezuka for the past two years, but really, Gou-chan had done a lot more of the dirtywork than he did. He was hesitant out of fear of taking credit where it wasnât due.
    âIf Rin picked you to follow in his footsteps, it must have been for a very good reason.â Rin was smart like that, and he wouldnât throw his team to a chance future captain. âBut...I can speak from experience, I guess!â What could it hurt? He had no ill will or malice towards Nitori or his team, so why not help?Â
    âIwatobi...is a lot smaller than Samezuka, but having a manager like Gou-chan around to hep keep things coordinated was a huge help. So, I think itâs important to work with others and donât take on too much all at once. Also, while good swimming takes discipline, try to keep from getting tunnel vision with competitions. Continue to swim your best and lead through example so everyone pushes, but have fun at the same time!â Otherwise, morale would drop and if swimming became more of a hassle than an activity to enjoy, the team would surely suffer for it through dropouts and lack of motivation.
Study, Study, Study
    It had been three hours.Â
    A now-cold cup of green tea sat next to Makoto, a few specks of leaves floating on the surface as the brunet sat at a booth at the cornerstop noodleshop, his head in his hands and his elbows on the table as he hovered over his Foundations in English text and tried not to drool on the pages. Food had come and gone, and by now, Makoto was sure there would be a permanent print in his--and Haruâs seats.
    âDo you think we should continue tomorrow?â Makoto mumbled to his book, heaving a sigh as his hands slid from his forehead up into his hair and his glasses fell to the table with a quiet thud. âI canât feel my face...â He groaned, sitting up and leaning back with mussed hair as he put his glasses back on.
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  Haruka felt those strong arms slide around him, encasing him, holding him firmly like an anchor. His body shifted closer to Makotoâs as the other boy pulled him, and slender fingers dug gently into the silky fabric of Makotoâs shirt.   The chicken could burn. Heâd bought extra.   They never hugged. For as close as they were, something like hugging was surprisingly rare between Makoto and Haruka. It was an exchange they had never needed. They expressed their feelings in subtle gestures, in glances and soft smiles. Words werenât needed. Close contact wasnât needed.   But things had changed since Tokyo. Haruka felt a pull deep in his gut, a yearning to be as close to Makoto as possible, to hold onto him and not let go.   It was harder when Makoto wasnât there. Everything was harder.   Growing up was scary and overwhelming and he should have been prepared for all of this but he wasnât. He wasnât.   âItâs not good,â he murmured. His voice wavered. âThat you have to ask me something like that.â His chest felt tight as he pressed his face into Makotoâs chest.
  When they first left home, Makoto thought that someone as independent as Haru would adjust fine to moving to Tokyo, and that he would thrive like never before in the world of professional swimming... Heâd never looked for comfort like this, though. Usually it was the other way around and in times when they were both much smaller. He hated to admit it to himself, but less time together was making it harder to read Haruâs mind and understand his troubles.
  âNo, itâs not.â He sighed, carding his fingers through Haruâs hair without even thinking...
  Until he did.
  Frozen in place, Makoto's face flushed bright red just as heâd realized what heâd just done. Was that weird? That was weird, right? He couldnât move, and didnât dare look down at Haru. Great. Haru came to him in need of comfort, and heâd gone and weirded him out. Makoto closed his eyes and silently lamented his fate to the ceiling while he quickly patted Haru on the back and tried to go back to their nice, innocent hug.Â
  âBut, even if weâre both more separate than ever, that doesnât mean we have to be distant.â He risked a downward look and hoped that his face had calmed down. âThatâs all up to us. Why donât you let me in a little? That way, I can help...instead of just plead?â Â
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âDonât think she could be any trouble?â the young woman laughed heartily, âHave you ever owned a pomeranian? Â They are little divas. Â And this one will get into trouble if you donât keep an eye on her!â
 Gratefully, she took the little dog from his arms.
 âYou little naughty girl!â she teasingly admonished; the dog, however, still was insistent on trying to get to Makoto, smelling him and trying to lick him.
 âIâm terribly sorry she troubled you.  Thank you for catching her for me!  She might not look it, but this little twerp can run.â
    Tilting his head in sympathy, his easygoing smile was ever present on his face. It was hard to be mad a something so cute and tiny.Â
    âItâs really nothing, but I believe you! I've never had a dog like yours, but I used to know a dog that could run for blocks and blocks, some of them can really wear you out!â -and when theyâre small like this little pom was, they could be just as hard to catch as catch up to if they ever got loose. âBut theyâre really cute, so itâs okay...â Just like he was with cats, he was weak to dogs as well. All it took was one look with those puppy eyes...and heâd be totally ruined.
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