Stupid Bearded Sweater Wearing Dumb Dork

Christopher Robert Evans[1] (born June 13, 1981) is an American actor. Evans made his film debut in a wildlife educational film, and this was followed by television appearances, such as in the series Opposite Sex in 2000. Afterwards, he starred in several teen films including Not Another Teen Movie (2001) and The Perfect Score (2004). In 2005, he gained attention for his portrayal of Marvel Comics character Human Torch in Fantastic Four (2005), and its 2007 sequel Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Evans made further film appearances, which were adaptations from comic books and graphic novels, playing Casey Jones in TMNT (2007), Jake Jensen in The Losers (2010), Lucas Lee in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), and Curtis Everett in Snowpiercer (2013). He gained worldwide attention for his portrayal of Steve Rogers / Captain America in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) series of films, with credited appearances and cameos in eleven films. His notable performances are in Captain America: The First Avenger (2011), Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014), and Captain America: Civil War (2016), and the ensemble films The Avengers (2012), Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), and Avengers: Endgame (2019). His work in the Marvel film series established him as one of the highest-paid actors in the world.[2]

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BaileySarian: I think you've got it down. @ChrisEvans Hard to believe you don't live at the gym though.

ChrisEvans: God no. I have to give myself a pep talk to even drive there. It's all movie magic @BaileySarian

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BaileySarian: I don’t want to workout today.

ChrisEvans: @BaileySarian Me. Everyday. Mood. I think that's what the kids say now, right?

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Lauren Cohan

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I would slap that smug smile right off of your goddamn face!

Chris Evans as Ransom Drysdale in Knives Out (2019)

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ChrisEvans: You know you're getting dull when your biggest decision is to shave your beard or not.

[hughesbae]

is this fucking allowed

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Chris Evans | The Carlton Dance (2012)

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Steve Rogers in The Avengers (2012)

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Ransom speaking for all of us with problematic families…

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Chris Evans: Year in Review 2019

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dominiccoop: @ChrisEvans I'll make it by. Thanks Cap ;) @ChrisEvans

ChrisEvans: @dominiccoop Anytime, Stark!

[cloud-of-daisies]

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dominiccoop: I'm glad someone sees that. @chrisevans

ChrisEvans: Poor guy. I feel for ya @dominiccoop

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Chris Evans in Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

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dominiccoop: It's always waiting in the background to rear its ugly head. @chrisevans

chrisevans: @dominiccoop sounds like a hard life, buddy.

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Happy 39th birthday, Christopher Robert Evans! (June 13, 1981)

I love acting. It’s my playground, it let’s me explore. But my happiness in this world - my level of peace - is never going to be dictated by acting.

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Happy 39th Birthday, Christopher Robert Evans | June 13th, 1981

“The thing that you’re most scared of is the thing that you should do and keep pushing yourself to do”