BTS members as dumb stuff my classmates have said (100% real)
taehyung: oh no 2019 is already here? I haven’t even started my resolutions from 2016!
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yoongi: stay ready so you don’t have to get ready
jungkook: you’d still have to get ready to stay ready though
yoongi: no, because you’re staying ready
jungkook: how you gon stay ready if you hadn’t gotten ready at some point??
yoongi: BECAUSE YOU ALREADY STAYING READY!!1!1
jungkook: BUT YOU GOTTA GET READY TO STAY READY
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jimin, coming back inside from outside sweating:
namjoon: no that’s not what i-
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jin: if people from Florida are Floridians, and people from Orlando are Orlandians, what are people from Tampa called?
hoseok: i dont wanna know
jin: tAMPONS [windsheild wipers turn on]
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lesson: in a small paragraph, explain what can cause stress.
jungkook: too much stress causes stress
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hoseok, telling a riddle: i start off dry but come out wet. i go in light but come out heavy. what am i?
hoseok: it’s actually a teabag but that’s a really good answer
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taehyung: math is my favorite subject!
also taehyung: *gets F’s in math for three consecutive days*
yoongi: i thought you said math was your favorite subject
taehyung: i said it was my favorite, not my easiest
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jungkook: in the silence you can hear the secret
jungkook: *lets out mother of all farts*
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jungkook: *gets a 33.1% on a quiz*
namjoon: boy how you got a whole H on a quiz??
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jimin: boi look at you!! stalkin that girl looking like a mumbo dumbo four chins lookin head
jin: man shut up you had a whole dream about marrying shrek and you liked it
jimin: *raises hand* I’D LIKE TO REPORT A BULLY TO THE PRINCIPAL
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jungkook: wow that’s a pretty bad grade you got there
hoseok: and that’s a pretty bad face you got there but do i comment?
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