Instant Regret

Its been half a decade since  used this site, since before the dark times, oh god 1995

[starkked]

Avengers Endgame Credits: The Original 6 Avengers

[cfothergill]

[senatorgana]

incorrect star wars quotes (6/?) (insp.)

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[cyborgcap]

Cataclysm: Ultimate Spider-Man #28

[tedtheodorelogan]

If you’re not familiar with Ultimate Marve, that’s Miles Morales as Spider-Man instead of Peter Parker. This is him without the costume:

Kinda puts that interaction in a different light.

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“but you guys used to pull guns on me and…”

[raspberrychainsaw]

[jeanqrey]

the Ladies of Star Wars + iconic quotes

[ilona-ritter]

Happy Birthday Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley! (b. April 10th, 1992)

[kevinskeller]

[cfothergill]

gods as boy scout leaders

zeus: let's strike down entire cities using our lightning bolts

boys: but-

zeus: oh wait i forgot YOU aren't COOL ENOUGH to get lightning bolts beat that NERDS

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ares: do u even lift bruh

boy: i am 8 years old

ares: yeah well i was doing 100 push-ups at age 4 so

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hermes: ok so now you know how to successfully pick-pocket people. go out into the world, my children.

hermes: *notices his wallet is gone and tears up* i'm so proud

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apollon: ready to become the next shakespeare

boy: shakespeare is gay

apollon: YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS GAY? MY BOYFRIEND. HE AND SHAKESPEARE ARE BOTH DEAD.

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dionysus: so does anyone want to know how the first dildo was created

boys: UM

dionysus: so as i was tripping balls on my way to the underworld, along comes this guy and he's like-

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hephaistos: okay now quickly lower the molten hot glass into the water

boy: *SCREAMS IN AGONY*

hephaistos: honestly how do you even fuck that up

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hades: pet the puppy ok.

boy: but it has three heads

hades: *squints*

hades: i knew i didn't like you

hades: take him away thanatos

[richardxcastle]

Don’t Let Go…

Role Play inspired art.

@i-work-with-writerboy

[spaceacesith]

people say kylo ren’s crossguard lightsaber is excessive but then there’s this guy

[wanlingnic]

#NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET THE PUNISHMENT WHEEL

[funnystories]

funny story

In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.

[lzbth]

oh my god

[sadboyfactory]

IM THE WORST ART TEACHER DONT WATCH THIS

[dadjokes-archived]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE THE BEST ART TEACHER EVER OMFG THANK YOU

[dustinmathisen]

If all teachers taught their subjects the way just taught this, I would have been more interested in what they had to say and less in just doing the bare minimum to pass a test.

[moved-to-phantaysia]

thets a fecking chyeld OH MY GORD

[psionicillusionist]

“G-oh, that’s porn.”

[that-ships-hellabig]

I fucking love this

[ablack-cat]

Imma save dis sINCE IVE STARTERED TO BE ABLE TO ART YAY

[lifeisdeathislifeisdeathis]

HOLY CHRIST YES YES THIS IS AWESOME

[bendystrawsrgr8]

I watched this with the sound off and then reconsidered and turned the sound on and I’m so glad i did.

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