unwanted moniker

[cheapshadesandshortcuts]

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

[fireworksdraco]

reblog with your middle name in the tags

[chromium-phoenix]

Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place!

Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea of “true names.” If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didn’t want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion.

The solution? A secret name in the middle that you don’t tell anyone (unless you believe that they’re not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, you’d be fine).

[horticulturalcephalopod]

this is some death note shit

[wenamedthedogkylo]

Is that why when a parent uses your full name (or even just first and middle name) when they’re angry with you, it feels like they just cast some serious mojo on your soul and you know you are in deep shit?

[awildpaige]

OP is a fae in disguise do not tell them your middle name

[crap-userrname16]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[simply-quotes-deactivated202002]

“You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.”

— Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird

[we-love-gaming]

may your road lead to warm sands

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you don’t even post nsfw content?

Me:

[gaytotodile]

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

[buglordsupreme]

hell

[gaytotodile]

great!!!! see you there my dude

[1995lahaine]

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

[catsonweb]

Today my beautiful girl died. We’ve been together since I was four and I loved her so much. I’m not putting this here for karma, or attention, or anything. I’m just posting this to tell you guys what an amazing, perfect cat she was. Goodbye muffin

by i-like-pans. What you think about?

[feministism]

[awesomacious]

Make like a tree

[the-chelshire-cat]

🌅🌅🌅 Happy Saturday!! @bluejaysbakery #blownsugar #cakedecorating https://www.instagram.com/p/BqA-kFIF20d_ycOIEbZ1mizbdYnKR7yQmb3RK80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sk5vghgzm0a6

[the-chelshire-cat]

Have a super weekend!! #cakedecorating #fondant #bluejaysbakery https://www.instagram.com/p/BqA_RSDFs6itB-5kda7XyCVf_pk7ndgaIPvNIM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ft4w7kq3u89q

[feministism]

[swarnpert]

thoughts on being gay?

recommend

[the-memedaddy]

me_irl