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Seeing a post that you know a mutual will like and reblogging it to add enrichment to their dash like giving a tiger in a zoo a cardboard box

jordisstigander

Thanks

lights-on-why

huh i didn't realise that was an actual thing

jordisstigander

You didn't?

My dude

It is Such a Thing

I'm so excited to introduce you to it

odinsblog

Ethan, you wanna see some shit?

ainawgsd

thatlittledandere

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

kaoinim

I hate the way yanks talk about people's teeth

kaoinim

yeah im not done actually. perfectly white straight teeth are deeply weird and should not be considered some kind of ideal in any way. braces arent useless but they’re for cases where genuine harm or pain is being caused not just aesthetics. teeth whitening is fucking evil. crooked teeth, yellow teeth, chipped teeth, they’re all literally fine. your row of porcelain fucking tombstones make you look like a goddamn mannequin. if you’ve ever made fun of someone’s else’s teeth i hope reality fucking rejects your existence

iamafanofcartoons

Y8AY8A just dropped a new comic! And its a commission! Beautiful!

https://twitter.com/y8ay8a/status/1522969757753905152

solarvertex

Posting the colored version because @gaymerkree did an amazing job on coloring my art! Thanks again. ❤️

thepalestrose

Neo, signing: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Jaune: I think you mean tricks. Neo, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

amelia-yap

Hello, I'm your friendly anon. Could you draw Ruby and Yang going to target practice?

bonus:

butternaan

qualidude

yeah mood

carrotlovetodrawtraditionally

Whitley got his revange on Winter for eating his crepes…But at what cost? I hope it was worth it XD

See previous posts here and here

Incorrect qoute by @schneefamilyincorrectquotes

comradekatara

gabbing with the gbf <3

alternatively...

schnees-and-schnugs

Weiss: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Whitley: But are you shuffling?

Weiss: Everyday.

Winter: What language are you two speaking

tpolisher

eilti

I AM CACKLING 😂😂🤣🤣

canwestopforrocks

I'm in love with this man and his provocative top.

corgisandboobs

You can’t fall in love with someone in one mi--

gravegospel

hey give birds antlers

hideki16seiyuu

But what if they get stuck in the trees

gravegospel

alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree

trans-doll

What if they landed on each other’s antlers

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

stack em

pwapboi-deactivated20200412

@wishem

wishem

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy

tyrrellius-blog

Imagine if you picked one up from its antlers, like some birb-on-a-stick

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Utterly fantastic

liquidlikecats

Birds with antlers you say? Have a class doodle

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the ones on top are its babies

petermorwood

Here’s some art by Munwie on Deviantart:

Meanwhile, this is an obvious reason why Viking helmets didn’t have horns.

Going into battle wearing handlebars for the opponent to play with is a Bad Idea. That didn’t stop other cultures (Indo-Persian, Japanese) from doing so, but Vikings? NO.

The origin of the Nordic Horned Helmet is actually known: they first appeared in C.E. Doepler’s costume designs for Wagner’s “Ring Cycle” operas.

In 1876.

Incidentally, calling mail armour “chain-mail” first happened in the novel “The Fortunes of Nigel” by Sir Walter Scott.

In 1822.

Something similar has happened with the word “longsword”, which only came into general HEMA use for what had previously been “hand-and-a-half” or “bastard” swords about 20 years ago; even then the first time I saw it (in “Medieval Swordsmanship” © 1998 by John Clements) it was two words with a hyphen: “long-sword”.

As a single word it’s been part of the fantasy fiction arsenal since the mid-1970s, for example in C.J. Cherryh’s “Gate of Ivrel” © 1977, I used it in “The Horse Lord” © 1983, and I’m sure a search through very early D&D manual could place it even earlier.

Longsword is certainly a handier term than the alternatives, but IIRC even “hand-and-a-half sword” is no older than Victorian. In the Middle Ages a sword was usually just “a sword”; it was very inconsiderate of them not to think of later generations who might like to label things with a bit more exactitude…

Not all Munwie’s Deviantart birds are corvids, and not all are sinister…

…though you might have second thoughts about that if you know anything about the lifestyle of the European Robin.

They’re ferociously territorial, their usual song translates as “Get Off My Lawn Or I Will Kill You With Death”, and we’re grateful the two pairs in our garden are the size they are and not as big as e.g. tyrannosaur turkeys.

Which having written it is a mental image I really didn’t need…

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

LONGSWORDS ARE CALLED BASTARD SWORDS PASS IT ON

a-dumb-bitch-apparently

@serialreblogger

serialreblogger

this post has EVERYTHING

gallusrostromegalus

I have a personal theory about the Costume Horned Helmets:

Exhibit A: Mead Horn

Ehbit B: Beer Hat

alexisthenedd

If anyone wants to know what it’s like to have ADHD the entire roller coaster of this thread is a good place to start, but imagine it’s your inner monologue every second you’re alive.