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i think more robots should be disabled actually. robots whose bodies keep falling apart and need much more consistent repairs. robots whose bodily upkeep is hard and laborious and exhausting. robots who physically cant do things without help from another individual. robots who are imperfect and dont fit the bill of a flawless machine. i want more of this waiter please bring me more disabled robots

wolfy1298

My gift for @mystmoon for the LU gift exchange!!

Some good old fashioned treasure hunting with Wind, Tetra, and Linebeck

@linked-universe-discord

spacemammal

If Danny's high on joker venom, he says some concerning things.

GUYS I PROMISE I WILL TRY AND POST MORE

blueskittlesart

i dont have a caption for this one but know that this took me multiple months of work to produce. i hate drawing birds

malevolentsheep

sometimes I think about the times I played modded Twilight Princess and kept breaking the game. sometimes on purpose sometimes on accident

I have no idea if this happened because of the mod or if i can get stuck here in normal gameplay.

the time link became a velociraptor

#WHAT DID U DOOOOOO 😭#ch1ck3n find cool stuff #smthn like this once happened to me in a game #I went too fast or something and went outside the world

entiqua

breath of the wild:

sanzako

Ok, but hear me out. The first time I played Breath of the Wild and realized the main interaction with random pumpkins in the ground was food-oriented I couldn't believe it :O

linksboobs

shine bright like a dimaonnnnndddd

#ch1ck3n find cool stuff #FIRE ART 🔥🔥🔥#fr love this dude’s art 😭#TEACH ME UR WAYSSSSSS

nerdypear4

im late to the game with this one but it wouldnt leave my head all day (click for better quality - vers. without text below cut)

#lu legend #lu hyrule #linked universe #reblog

wishyoudwell

haircut

bokettochild

Legend gives he would never plan to be a parent, but he’s a fantastic uncle.

His sister has a baby, she’s exhausted, her husband is running the kingdom, and Legend? It’s Uncle Link to the rescue with the baby. He’s by the window, showing his niece outside when she’s awake. When she’s older, he teaches her the important stuff- how to survive in the wild, how to play different instruments, different languages, how to determine cursed objects, how to use weapons properly, and so on. Fable, the knights, maids, or the Sheikah could do that but Legend insists.

He also taught the little one how to properly set things on fire. “Drier leaves, kiddo. Yes, and don’t forget, say it with me ‘throw bombs directly at the enemy’s face.’ Mhm, good job.”

Fable loves that he’s so happy to help raise her little girl but she’s also like “Link, please don’t let her set the castle on fire.”

He's the bestest of best uncles. Honestly, considering Zelda is the one who has to run the kingdom and her husband is likely also pretty high rank and thus also probably pretty busy, who better to babysit than the queen's commoner brother who absolutely would drop everything in his personal life to take care of his niece?

Technically speaking, she has an Impa, ALL princesses have an Impa, but unlike in most eras of history, this Impa is going to essentially just be able to put her feet up because there's no way anyone can convince Legend to let someone else teach this precious little girl everything there is to know about everything.

Fable probably appoints him as the princess's godfather, mostly because he's the man she trusts most in the world other than her husband but also, Uncle doesn't;t quite cover everything he does for her baby.

Legend teaches her everything he knows, and she probably spends the summers with him so that her parents can focus during the busiest time of the year. They thought it would be good if she understood the way her people live, and she's safer than they are as long as Legend's with her, so he takes her every summer and sometimes sthey go on trips and sometimes they just stay in, but when this little lady ascends the throne, she's going to be one of the most competent and capable Queen's that Hyrule has ever seen!

Who needs tutors when you have a jack-of-all-trades for an Uncle who knows how to play at least seven instruments, speaks five or more languages, is familiar with the manners and dances of most of their ally nations, actually lived through some of ancient history and has met many of the figures from it, is a master swordsman and archer, literally talks to horses (so the best riding instructor ever), knows more about plants than the castle gardeners, can wield the same magic as her mom and has learned most of the laws of Hyrule (if only to be able to find the loopholes)? Fable just sends her daughter packing to Uncle Link and the girl comes back every time with a wealth of (occassionally dubious) knowledge and experience.

And if Fable and her husband have more than one kid? Well, Legend loves kids and he's used to the chain; he can wrangle more than one at a time.

Legend straight up is a girl dad, without kids of his own, but willing to steal his sister's if he must, and Fable is aware and happy about it.

bokettochild

There's actually a mini AU that's been rattling around inside of my head where, by some set of circumstances, Fable dies young, leaving Legend not only to care for her two young children, but also to rule Hyrule, since either her partner isn't in the picture or died with her.

This sort of an AU really works, I think, with the pattern both of Legend's life, and also the royal lineage. For Legend, the people he loves most either die or are separated from him by some means,a ND for the royal family, it's rare to actually see the princesses being raised by both parents, as their mothers are almost always dead, even when they're very young.

I'm just envisioning a still rather young Legend with baby Aurora in his arms and her older brother just staring up at Legend with these big sad eyes while the vet has to process the death of his sister, but also the fact that he's now the King of Hyrule since the actual heirs are far too young to actually rule, and he's the only person proven to have the goddesses powers.

In such a world- well, we know that Aurora's father, the King, was a good and fair king, and that Hyrule prospered under him. We also know that Legend's era comes to be known as the Golden Age of Hyrule, at least after most of his adventures are done, so for this concept, that would mean Legend's a really great King, and he does his best to be a good dad to his sister's children as well, He raises them both like they're his own and tries to instill the right values into them. They're good kids too, only, after Legend dies and passes on the throne, either Aurora's brother breaks from the grief, the pressure of the crown, or maybe it's teenage rebellion, but as we all know, he tries to acquire the whole Triforce (maybe to try and bring his dear uncle back?) only to accidentally curse his sister into a 100 year sleep in the process.

If this was the case though, I can only imagine how it would be for Aurora when she meets the chain, and not only sees Legend alive and well again, but so very young (given that the King is said to die of old age, this would probably mean Fable had her children later in life). But because she was an infant when her mother died, and because Legend raised her, he's not "Uncle Link" to her, he's "papa", and when she sees him, that's probably what comes up when she goes running up to him. I mean, listen, there's no way that a girl newly awoken in a time outside her own, alone, without anyone or anything she remembers, WOULDN'T immediately latch onto the first familiar thing to come her way, especially if it's the dead parent she'd lost just before being cursed herself. Girl all but throws herself in his arms, sobbing, and won't let go even for a second for fear that he'll either dissappear or die again.

Legend would be more confused than anything, since he knows he can't have kids (it's part of the prince theory) and probably assumes she's just mistaken somehow. Honestly, it might not even hit him what she meant until he's holding her again as a baby and looking at his sister's casket, just to realize why the princess of Hyrule had called him "papa" all those years ago