Stonerdaysnaz 🐘🖤

Level 20 💛 | Gamer 🎮 | Aquarius ♒️ | Animal Lover 🐘💚 | Arizona Native 😩 | Stoner💚 | Coffee ☕️

[elvensemi]

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

[ch3yba8y-blog]

I am that friend 😂

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sanity is just the belief that the voice inside your head is your own.

[thantos1991]

This just fucked me up

[drownedduck]

The world is mad.

[thantos1991]

I’m not crazy, it’s everyone else who is mad….

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Up your game this year, OP.

[wingscanspeak]

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

[northeastartist]

Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala

[httpkitsune]

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

[ddevills]

:D

[babyanimalgifs]

so you’re telling me, this is the big bad breed that I keep hearing about?

[incorrectpack]

season 3b au

[awed-frog]

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

[earthstory]

Hawaii lava breakout, pahoehoe flow lobe, filmed in real time.

[alexmoonstone]

I want to eat it

[punks-kissed-by-sunlight]

You can’t eat the lava, Seb. I wish I could too, though.

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

[stephrc79]

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[thelovejournals]

Je vous souhaite d'être follement aimée.

André Breton, L’amour fou (Mad Loves)

translation: “My wish is that you may be loved to the point of madness.”

(via thelovejournals)

[thepersonalquotes]

[ch3yba8y-blog]

Good vibes and good highs 💚🍁

[mlkovich]

[freckledcarrottop2]

@dontgetcaughtonmyedges fuck you for posting this. Brat.

[weslleysmokee]

[emotionalwords]

[inkskinned]

so many people overlook the genuine love of friends. how platonic relationships sometimes are more permanent. friendships like “hang on let me send you a nude i want you to tell me if this underwear looks good”. friendships like no, don’t, the peach looks literally so much better on you, you pop in peach. friendships like dump him but i understand why it’s hard for you to let go of deep relationships so i’ll be here until you do dump him and i’ll be the only one not to say “i told you so.” friendships like call me at three in the morning because of a spider, like hey saw this and thought of you but it’s a spongebob meme, like people think we’re dating and we honestly haven’t corrected them, like tell you the truth even if it’s a hard one to hear, like trust you with my life. friendships like wait i have the perfect outfit for you to wear on your date i’m driving the 45 minutes so we can play dressup and talk about flirting. like i know when to comfort you and when to distract you. like you’re kind of my favorite person but like also don’t tell anyone i said that i will deny it you’re gross and a jerk. like i know you’re sad come over i made cider and halloweentown is queued up and ready to go. like i will use your body as a shield between myself and the scary movie but i have also jumped someone for speaking badly to you. like you’ve been my rock my sword and the person who drags my drunk ass home. like that love that’s just two people who can sit in a room together with a bottle of wine in our bodies talking about how directors make poor color choices in movies. that’s love. don’t write it off because they don’t make movies around it. but that’s love.

[ch3yba8y-blog]

@lizzieluvemm she is the person I’d call to help me drag a body across my living room floor. She is my person and this describes us to a T. I love you Bubble! 💚

[gallagherista]

The world will try to convince you that feelings make you weak, but fuck that. Never let this cruel world steal your spark. (insp)