Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.
@chadaverage
Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.
Why would I need to look up?
Chad. Horatio is a cat.
And?
Cats like high places Chad.
....ah.
I would guess it's on the top of the fridge.
[Chad goes and checks.]
You would guess correctly.
Cats are incredibly predictable love.
Or you are just that brilliant.
I'm brilliant for a bunch of other reasons. Not this one.
ssssshhhhhhh
You're brilliant. Just leave it at that.
You just want to hide your mistake under my genius.
And?
And too bad, you will forever be remembered as not understanding cats.
Damn.
Here I was hoping to go down as your husband.
That's under the other title.
Well then lets focus on that one.
I suppose it's a worthy title.
And fits with yours a lot nicer.














