Prof. Henry Hidgens

Aspiring Director and Producer of Workin' Boys the Musical

[director-hidgens]

Alexa, post to Tumblr that I am Prof. Henry Hidgens and I'm on this app to advertise and fundraise for my life's work, "Workin' Boys". If your a student of mine mind your damn business. Unless you wish to donate to the cause, then it's great to see you here and you're a pleasure in class.

ooc:

Hi all my name is Dingus (she/her) My main blog is @dingus-5103, though I'm not very active on it. I Also run @veronica-lawson-phd, @gailroberts @charles-coven-ceo

Apologies in advance for any spelling mistakes (there will be a lot)

This blog will be dealing with darker topics so feel free to send angst. That being said I'll try to have a balance of lightheartedness in here too!

Avoiding NSFW content, dirty jokes and innuendos are fine but anything outright explicit will be deleted or ignored

Disclaimers

Gore, violence, death

[director-hidgens]

Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.

@chadaverage

Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.

[chadaverage]

Why would I need to look up?

[director-hidgens]

Chad. Horatio is a cat.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

Cats like high places Chad.

[chadaverage]

....ah.

[director-hidgens]

I would guess it's on the top of the fridge.

[chadaverage]

[Chad goes and checks.]

You would guess correctly.

[director-hidgens]

Cats are incredibly predictable love.

[chadaverage]

Or you are just that brilliant.

[director-hidgens]

I'm brilliant for a bunch of other reasons. Not this one.

[chadaverage]

ssssshhhhhhh

You're brilliant. Just leave it at that.

[director-hidgens]

You just want to hide your mistake under my genius.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

And too bad, you will forever be remembered as not understanding cats.

[chadaverage]

Damn.

Here I was hoping to go down as your husband.

[director-hidgens]

That's under the other title.

[chadaverage]

Well then lets focus on that one.

[director-hidgens]

I suppose it's a worthy title.

[director-hidgens]

Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.

@chadaverage

Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.

[chadaverage]

Why would I need to look up?

[director-hidgens]

Chad. Horatio is a cat.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

Cats like high places Chad.

[chadaverage]

....ah.

[director-hidgens]

I would guess it's on the top of the fridge.

[chadaverage]

[Chad goes and checks.]

You would guess correctly.

[director-hidgens]

Cats are incredibly predictable love.

[chadaverage]

Or you are just that brilliant.

[director-hidgens]

I'm brilliant for a bunch of other reasons. Not this one.

[chadaverage]

ssssshhhhhhh

You're brilliant. Just leave it at that.

[director-hidgens]

You just want to hide your mistake under my genius.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

And too bad, you will forever be remembered as not understanding cats.

[chadaverage]

Damn.

Here I was hoping to go down as your husband.

[director-hidgens]

That's under the other title.

[director-hidgens]

Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.

@chadaverage

Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.

[chadaverage]

Why would I need to look up?

[director-hidgens]

Chad. Horatio is a cat.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

Cats like high places Chad.

[chadaverage]

....ah.

[director-hidgens]

I would guess it's on the top of the fridge.

[chadaverage]

[Chad goes and checks.]

You would guess correctly.

[director-hidgens]

Cats are incredibly predictable love.

[chadaverage]

Or you are just that brilliant.

[director-hidgens]

I'm brilliant for a bunch of other reasons. Not this one.

[chadaverage]

ssssshhhhhhh

You're brilliant. Just leave it at that.

[director-hidgens]

You just want to hide your mistake under my genius.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

And too bad, you will forever be remembered as not understanding cats.

[director-hidgens]

Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.

@chadaverage

Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.

[chadaverage]

Why would I need to look up?

[director-hidgens]

Chad. Horatio is a cat.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

Cats like high places Chad.

[chadaverage]

....ah.

[director-hidgens]

I would guess it's on the top of the fridge.

[chadaverage]

[Chad goes and checks.]

You would guess correctly.

[director-hidgens]

Cats are incredibly predictable love.

[chadaverage]

Or you are just that brilliant.

[director-hidgens]

I'm brilliant for a bunch of other reasons. Not this one.

[chadaverage]

ssssshhhhhhh

You're brilliant. Just leave it at that.

[director-hidgens]

You just want to hide your mistake under my genius.

[director-hidgens]

Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.

@chadaverage

Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.

[chadaverage]

Why would I need to look up?

[director-hidgens]

Chad. Horatio is a cat.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

Cats like high places Chad.

[chadaverage]

....ah.

[director-hidgens]

I would guess it's on the top of the fridge.

[chadaverage]

[Chad goes and checks.]

You would guess correctly.

[director-hidgens]

Cats are incredibly predictable love.

[chadaverage]

Or you are just that brilliant.

[director-hidgens]

I'm brilliant for a bunch of other reasons. Not this one.

[director-hidgens]

Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.

@chadaverage

Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.

[chadaverage]

Why would I need to look up?

[director-hidgens]

Chad. Horatio is a cat.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

Cats like high places Chad.

[chadaverage]

....ah.

[director-hidgens]

I would guess it's on the top of the fridge.

[chadaverage]

[Chad goes and checks.]

You would guess correctly.

[director-hidgens]

Cats are incredibly predictable love.

[director-hidgens]

Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.

@chadaverage

Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.

[chadaverage]

Why would I need to look up?

[director-hidgens]

Chad. Horatio is a cat.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

Cats like high places Chad.

[chadaverage]

....ah.

[director-hidgens]

I would guess it's on the top of the fridge.

[director-hidgens]

Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.

@chadaverage

Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.

[chadaverage]

Why would I need to look up?

[director-hidgens]

Chad. Horatio is a cat.

[chadaverage]

And?

[director-hidgens]

Cats like high places Chad.

[director-hidgens]

Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.

@chadaverage

Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.

[chadaverage]

Why would I need to look up?

[director-hidgens]

Chad. Horatio is a cat.

[director-hidgens]

Love? Have you seen Horatio's mouse toy? I can't find it anywhere.

@chadaverage

Have you looked up? Or solely places down low.

[director-hidgens]

Need any help with the meal prep, love?

@chadaverage

I should be fine. Most of it is done.

[chadaverage]

Oh wonderful.

[director-hidgens]

It just needs to finish cooking and then we'll be ready.

[chadaverage]

Perfect. Cal and Glitch should be here soon.

[director-hidgens]

Roxy's about 12 minutes out.

[chadaverage]

Sounds like everyone will be here just in time.

[director-hidgens]

Mind finishing setting up the table?

[Henry pulls out the turkey to let it sit before carving]

[chadaverage]

Of course love.

[Chad kisses Henry's cheek before grabbing the plates.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry starts bringing stuff over: mashed potatoes, rolls, Mac and cheese, and green beans. He's got the classic spread]

I got pie from magical munchies and lemon pound cake in the fridge.

[chadaverage]

Damn. You really went all out.

[director-hidgens]

Half of this is bought from Costco and just put into our dishes.

[chadaverage]

It's a lot of effort to put this together.

[director-hidgens]

You're just trying to butter me up so I'm not an ass to Ethan.

[Henry wraps his arms around chads waist]

You don't have to worry about it, I plan on being on my best behavior.

[chadaverage]

[Chad frowns, leaning into the man's hold.]

He...um...Ethan actually won't be making it tonight.

[director-hidgens]

He had other plans?

[chadaverage]

Not exactly...his, uh, his mother was in town, and apparently she had heard he was coming here and...we preferred to have Thanksgiving be murder free.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry huffs and then grumbles]

Speak for yourself. I wouldn't mind shooting an abuser or two on the holidays.

[chadaverage]

Ethan unfortunately made it clear that he didn't want anyone killing his mom.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry grunts again]

[chadaverage]

Can we just...focus on tonight right now...please?

[director-hidgens]

[Henry gives him a squeeze and nods]

Of course. Let's get the napkins.

[chadaverage]

[Chad nods. He neatly folds each napkin down by the chairs.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry goes back into the kitchen to carve the turkey]

[chadaverage]

[Chad finishes setting the table just in time to hear a knock at the door.]

[director-hidgens]

Can you get that? My hands are covered in turkey juice.

[chadaverage]

Of course.

[Chad opens the door with a warm smile.]

@roxannehidgens

[undeadzombae]

"Hi, papa."

[ Roxy smiled at Chad and instantly went in for a hug. ]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry washes off his hands and then walks over and crosses his arms]

Oh so he gets the first hug? What am I chopped liver?

@chadaverage

[chadaverage]

Oh come now love you're chopped steak at the very least.

[Chad happily hugs her back.]

Hey kiddo.

@roxannehidgens

[undeadzombae]

"Dad, hush- he was the first one at the door."

[ Roxy chuckled, walking over and immediately hugging Henry aswell. ]

"I missed you both. How are yall?"

[director-hidgens]

[Henry gives her a tight hug]

I missed you too. And we're fine. But let's stop pretending like we are who you want to see. The kids are by the table.

@chadaverage

[calaverage]

What kids?

[Cal pops their head through the door.]

I'm a grown adult, thank you very much.

@roxannehidgens

[undeadzombae]

"Cal!"

[ Roxy instantly beamed, rushing over to cal. ]

"Hihihihihihihihihihiiii!!!!"

@director-hidgens

[director-hidgens]

[Henry jumps]

Fuckin- your gonna stop my heart one of these days! I mean Scott and Autumn were in there but it seems Cal snuck in as well.

@chadaverage

[director-hidgens]

Need any help with the meal prep, love?

@chadaverage

I should be fine. Most of it is done.

[chadaverage]

Oh wonderful.

[director-hidgens]

It just needs to finish cooking and then we'll be ready.

[chadaverage]

Perfect. Cal and Glitch should be here soon.

[director-hidgens]

Roxy's about 12 minutes out.

[chadaverage]

Sounds like everyone will be here just in time.

[director-hidgens]

Mind finishing setting up the table?

[Henry pulls out the turkey to let it sit before carving]

[chadaverage]

Of course love.

[Chad kisses Henry's cheek before grabbing the plates.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry starts bringing stuff over: mashed potatoes, rolls, Mac and cheese, and green beans. He's got the classic spread]

I got pie from magical munchies and lemon pound cake in the fridge.

[chadaverage]

Damn. You really went all out.

[director-hidgens]

Half of this is bought from Costco and just put into our dishes.

[chadaverage]

It's a lot of effort to put this together.

[director-hidgens]

You're just trying to butter me up so I'm not an ass to Ethan.

[Henry wraps his arms around chads waist]

You don't have to worry about it, I plan on being on my best behavior.

[chadaverage]

[Chad frowns, leaning into the man's hold.]

He...um...Ethan actually won't be making it tonight.

[director-hidgens]

He had other plans?

[chadaverage]

Not exactly...his, uh, his mother was in town, and apparently she had heard he was coming here and...we preferred to have Thanksgiving be murder free.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry huffs and then grumbles]

Speak for yourself. I wouldn't mind shooting an abuser or two on the holidays.

[chadaverage]

Ethan unfortunately made it clear that he didn't want anyone killing his mom.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry grunts again]

[chadaverage]

Can we just...focus on tonight right now...please?

[director-hidgens]

[Henry gives him a squeeze and nods]

Of course. Let's get the napkins.

[chadaverage]

[Chad nods. He neatly folds each napkin down by the chairs.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry goes back into the kitchen to carve the turkey]

[chadaverage]

[Chad finishes setting the table just in time to hear a knock at the door.]

[director-hidgens]

Can you get that? My hands are covered in turkey juice.

[chadaverage]

Of course.

[Chad opens the door with a warm smile.]

@roxannehidgens

[undeadzombae]

"Hi, papa."

[ Roxy smiled at Chad and instantly went in for a hug. ]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry washes off his hands and then walks over and crosses his arms]

Oh so he gets the first hug? What am I chopped liver?

@chadaverage

[chadaverage]

Oh come now love you're chopped steak at the very least.

[Chad happily hugs her back.]

Hey kiddo.

@roxannehidgens

[undeadzombae]

"Dad, hush- he was the first one at the door."

[ Roxy chuckled, walking over and immediately hugging Henry aswell. ]

"I missed you both. How are yall?"

[director-hidgens]

[Henry gives her a tight hug]

I missed you too. And we're fine. But let's stop pretending like we are who you want to see. The kids are by the table.

@chadaverage

[director-hidgens]

Need any help with the meal prep, love?

@chadaverage

I should be fine. Most of it is done.

[chadaverage]

Oh wonderful.

[director-hidgens]

It just needs to finish cooking and then we'll be ready.

[chadaverage]

Perfect. Cal and Glitch should be here soon.

[director-hidgens]

Roxy's about 12 minutes out.

[chadaverage]

Sounds like everyone will be here just in time.

[director-hidgens]

Mind finishing setting up the table?

[Henry pulls out the turkey to let it sit before carving]

[chadaverage]

Of course love.

[Chad kisses Henry's cheek before grabbing the plates.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry starts bringing stuff over: mashed potatoes, rolls, Mac and cheese, and green beans. He's got the classic spread]

I got pie from magical munchies and lemon pound cake in the fridge.

[chadaverage]

Damn. You really went all out.

[director-hidgens]

Half of this is bought from Costco and just put into our dishes.

[chadaverage]

It's a lot of effort to put this together.

[director-hidgens]

You're just trying to butter me up so I'm not an ass to Ethan.

[Henry wraps his arms around chads waist]

You don't have to worry about it, I plan on being on my best behavior.

[chadaverage]

[Chad frowns, leaning into the man's hold.]

He...um...Ethan actually won't be making it tonight.

[director-hidgens]

He had other plans?

[chadaverage]

Not exactly...his, uh, his mother was in town, and apparently she had heard he was coming here and...we preferred to have Thanksgiving be murder free.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry huffs and then grumbles]

Speak for yourself. I wouldn't mind shooting an abuser or two on the holidays.

[chadaverage]

Ethan unfortunately made it clear that he didn't want anyone killing his mom.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry grunts again]

[chadaverage]

Can we just...focus on tonight right now...please?

[director-hidgens]

[Henry gives him a squeeze and nods]

Of course. Let's get the napkins.

[chadaverage]

[Chad nods. He neatly folds each napkin down by the chairs.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry goes back into the kitchen to carve the turkey]

[chadaverage]

[Chad finishes setting the table just in time to hear a knock at the door.]

[director-hidgens]

Can you get that? My hands are covered in turkey juice.

[chadaverage]

Of course.

[Chad opens the door with a warm smile.]

@roxannehidgens

[undeadzombae]

"Hi, papa."

[ Roxy smiled at Chad and instantly went in for a hug. ]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry washes off his hands and then walks over and crosses his arms]

Oh so he gets the first hug? What am I chopped liver?

@chadaverage

[director-hidgens]

Need any help with the meal prep, love?

@chadaverage

I should be fine. Most of it is done.

[chadaverage]

Oh wonderful.

[director-hidgens]

It just needs to finish cooking and then we'll be ready.

[chadaverage]

Perfect. Cal and Glitch should be here soon.

[director-hidgens]

Roxy's about 12 minutes out.

[chadaverage]

Sounds like everyone will be here just in time.

[director-hidgens]

Mind finishing setting up the table?

[Henry pulls out the turkey to let it sit before carving]

[chadaverage]

Of course love.

[Chad kisses Henry's cheek before grabbing the plates.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry starts bringing stuff over: mashed potatoes, rolls, Mac and cheese, and green beans. He's got the classic spread]

I got pie from magical munchies and lemon pound cake in the fridge.

[chadaverage]

Damn. You really went all out.

[director-hidgens]

Half of this is bought from Costco and just put into our dishes.

[chadaverage]

It's a lot of effort to put this together.

[director-hidgens]

You're just trying to butter me up so I'm not an ass to Ethan.

[Henry wraps his arms around chads waist]

You don't have to worry about it, I plan on being on my best behavior.

[chadaverage]

[Chad frowns, leaning into the man's hold.]

He...um...Ethan actually won't be making it tonight.

[director-hidgens]

He had other plans?

[chadaverage]

Not exactly...his, uh, his mother was in town, and apparently she had heard he was coming here and...we preferred to have Thanksgiving be murder free.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry huffs and then grumbles]

Speak for yourself. I wouldn't mind shooting an abuser or two on the holidays.

[chadaverage]

Ethan unfortunately made it clear that he didn't want anyone killing his mom.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry grunts again]

[chadaverage]

Can we just...focus on tonight right now...please?

[director-hidgens]

[Henry gives him a squeeze and nods]

Of course. Let's get the napkins.

[chadaverage]

[Chad nods. He neatly folds each napkin down by the chairs.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry goes back into the kitchen to carve the turkey]

[chadaverage]

[Chad finishes setting the table just in time to hear a knock at the door.]

[director-hidgens]

Can you get that? My hands are covered in turkey juice.

[director-hidgens]

Need any help with the meal prep, love?

@chadaverage

I should be fine. Most of it is done.

[chadaverage]

Oh wonderful.

[director-hidgens]

It just needs to finish cooking and then we'll be ready.

[chadaverage]

Perfect. Cal and Glitch should be here soon.

[director-hidgens]

Roxy's about 12 minutes out.

[chadaverage]

Sounds like everyone will be here just in time.

[director-hidgens]

Mind finishing setting up the table?

[Henry pulls out the turkey to let it sit before carving]

[chadaverage]

Of course love.

[Chad kisses Henry's cheek before grabbing the plates.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry starts bringing stuff over: mashed potatoes, rolls, Mac and cheese, and green beans. He's got the classic spread]

I got pie from magical munchies and lemon pound cake in the fridge.

[chadaverage]

Damn. You really went all out.

[director-hidgens]

Half of this is bought from Costco and just put into our dishes.

[chadaverage]

It's a lot of effort to put this together.

[director-hidgens]

You're just trying to butter me up so I'm not an ass to Ethan.

[Henry wraps his arms around chads waist]

You don't have to worry about it, I plan on being on my best behavior.

[chadaverage]

[Chad frowns, leaning into the man's hold.]

He...um...Ethan actually won't be making it tonight.

[director-hidgens]

He had other plans?

[chadaverage]

Not exactly...his, uh, his mother was in town, and apparently she had heard he was coming here and...we preferred to have Thanksgiving be murder free.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry huffs and then grumbles]

Speak for yourself. I wouldn't mind shooting an abuser or two on the holidays.

[chadaverage]

Ethan unfortunately made it clear that he didn't want anyone killing his mom.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry grunts again]

[chadaverage]

Can we just...focus on tonight right now...please?

[director-hidgens]

[Henry gives him a squeeze and nods]

Of course. Let's get the napkins.

[chadaverage]

[Chad nods. He neatly folds each napkin down by the chairs.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry goes back into the kitchen to carve the turkey]

[director-hidgens]

Need any help with the meal prep, love?

@chadaverage

I should be fine. Most of it is done.

[chadaverage]

Oh wonderful.

[director-hidgens]

It just needs to finish cooking and then we'll be ready.

[chadaverage]

Perfect. Cal and Glitch should be here soon.

[director-hidgens]

Roxy's about 12 minutes out.

[chadaverage]

Sounds like everyone will be here just in time.

[director-hidgens]

Mind finishing setting up the table?

[Henry pulls out the turkey to let it sit before carving]

[chadaverage]

Of course love.

[Chad kisses Henry's cheek before grabbing the plates.]

[director-hidgens]

[Henry starts bringing stuff over: mashed potatoes, rolls, Mac and cheese, and green beans. He's got the classic spread]

I got pie from magical munchies and lemon pound cake in the fridge.

[chadaverage]

Damn. You really went all out.

[director-hidgens]

Half of this is bought from Costco and just put into our dishes.

[chadaverage]

It's a lot of effort to put this together.

[director-hidgens]

You're just trying to butter me up so I'm not an ass to Ethan.

[Henry wraps his arms around chads waist]

You don't have to worry about it, I plan on being on my best behavior.

[chadaverage]

[Chad frowns, leaning into the man's hold.]

He...um...Ethan actually won't be making it tonight.

[director-hidgens]

He had other plans?

[chadaverage]

Not exactly...his, uh, his mother was in town, and apparently she had heard he was coming here and...we preferred to have Thanksgiving be murder free.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry huffs and then grumbles]

Speak for yourself. I wouldn't mind shooting an abuser or two on the holidays.

[chadaverage]

Ethan unfortunately made it clear that he didn't want anyone killing his mom.

[director-hidgens]

[Henry grunts again]

[chadaverage]

Can we just...focus on tonight right now...please?

[director-hidgens]

[Henry gives him a squeeze and nods]

Of course. Let's get the napkins.