Honestly, I think a Virgo is the baddest bitch of all the zodiac
A lot of people believe itâs the Leo or the Aries, but hereâs why I think Virgo is:
You donât want to be Virgoâs friend anymore. â Hahahahaha. What? You think I need YOU to keep air in my lungs? Actually, shoo. I donât like sharing my oxygen with someone like you. â Trust me, a Virgo knew this would happen sooner or later.
If you think you know a Virgo, you are wrong. Virgos keep poker face every day. Poker face is their every day face. Poker face in school/work, poker face when asleep, poker face in dreamsâŚeven when a Virgo doesnât get enough sleep or is hungry = still poker face.
Virgos never show their emotions because they know nobody listens to what they are saying. Virgos can be funny, talkative, with a smiley face or laughing all the timeâŚif not that thereâs always smirking and teasing BUT they are secretive. They wonât tell you their deepest thoughts, problems, troubles, feelings. But if they doâŚthen consider yourself someone extrodionary special.
They are smart, intelligent and resourcful af. They just donât show it. They like to shock people with it because nothing makes a Virgo feel better than to prove someone else how wrong they were about them. Smart. Intelligent. Resourceful.
Virgos can have their room messy or tidy but they are always organized so even if the room is messy, they will know excatly where they left the thing they seek.
Virgo is never bored. They always know how much they have to do. They just get lazy a few times and thatâs when they are âboredâ. Not truly but they label it like that.
They think twice, up, down, left, right, diagonally, aslant, third, fourth, fifth dimension. They have multiple versions in their head about your next move. Everything is calculated.
You piss them off and you become a ghost to them. They can walk pass you, bump into you, ignore you like youâve never been ignored. They will throw shade and make you uncomfortable or angry. Thereâs no âbe the bigger person.â for a Virgo. Thereâs only âAct like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch. â but worse. They will beat you at your own game.
They can manipulate. They can manipulate good. For some thatâs fun and for some itâs also fun but they deny it.
Tolerant. You can say so many things and the only thing youâll get back is an eye roll. Honestly, they just domât give a single fuck about a person who is unimportant to them.
Rescpect those who respect them.
They are always right. Itâs rare to find a Virgo wrong but even if they are and they admit it, they were still right in one way. But usually they are always right.
Virgos have a warm heart but feelings never show so they appear very cold-blooded. (Now I believe they show their warm-heart only to people they truly trust. Either itâs their own kind (another Virgo) or a Pisces. But if you are another sign, you should (again) feel super extrodionary special )
Sarcastic lil bitches. They can tell you something so sarcastic youâll believe them and they wonât even tell you that they were sarcastic about it because they are just too curious to find out what would happen next. Itâs a Virgo entertainment.
They can be determined. Yes, sometimes they do need a lot of time to weight things down before choosing, but when they choose they are completely sure in that choice. Thatâs why they make great leaders. The are confident in their decisions.
They can lie and act and get away with it. They are honest but they can also lie so good when they donât want you to find out something that they almost start to believe themselves as how good they lie.
They are loyal. Only that. There is no being fake with Virgo. They will get rid of you if they donât like you. Loyalty is what makes Virgo confident. Because they know nobody can betray them and their calculated decisions.
Virgos are just the baddest bitches.